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plays with professionalism

Aim god

rep fun and competitive

have an offer for ya, added mate.

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. Me. It's funny, you see. The majority of these women you say you seduced, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalisations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is hysterical, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. As a matter of fact, thank you for ****ing every sket in the school. Why, you may ask? Because, in doing so, you've left only the purest and kindest of women for the pasty nerds like me to fornicate with post-high school.