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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2019 @ 6:54pm

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:33am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

New Vocation

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45am

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03am

Guinea Pig

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am