✟Jeffrey Hearn✟
The Cattle Diddler   Sacramento, California, United States
 
 
Greetings! My name is Jeff, & I am not to be allowed within fifteen feet of the abode of livestocks. The police, if I might add UNLAWFULLY, detained me as of late for attempting to copulate with the local shepherd's cattle!
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My pet Jeffrey Hearn
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Jeffrey Hearn
Hear you now the sad lament
Of Brave Young Jeffrey Hearn
Whose parents died of sickness
When she was not but ten.

So off Jeffrey Hearn went to live
With her wicked uncle
Who one night stole her maidenhead
So into the North she fled.

Oh Jeffrey Hearn you'll never escape
The Fate the Gods have written
And life must seem the cruellest jape
Oh Timid Young Jeffrey Hearn .

North she fled to take the Black
And leave her troubles past
She cut her hair and changed her name
To Jeffrey Hearn the Labrador.

At the Brothel Jeffrey took the oath
Thought a boy by all
And she hoped to live forever
As a Brother upon the Wall.

Oh Jeffrey Hearn you'll never escape
The Fate the Gods have written
And life must seem the cruellest jape
Oh Brave Young Deklan West.

Now Jeffrey was so diligent
To keep from watchful stares
But one night as she bathed
Her Brothers saw her body bare.

These men were quick to break their vows
As they threw her to the ground
They took her honor then her life
While Jeffrey made not a sound.

Oh Jeffrey Hearn there's no escape
The Fate the Gods have written
And life does seem the cruelest jape
Oh Timid Young Jeffrey Hearn .

It is said Young Jeffrey still yet walks
The Brothels shadowy halls
A pale form singing sorrowfully
The loneliest, saddest song.
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MY PRICES ARE VERY AFFORDABLE!
YOU CAN RUPTURE MY DERRIERE FOR 20 EURO
YOU CAN EJACULATE ON MY COMELY FACE FOR 10
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I AM YOUR HONEYPIE
I AM YOUR BUBBYBOO!
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I am a 55 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game last week from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 40 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching Nazi men French kissing canines on YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
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