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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:17am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:57am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:34pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:34pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:16pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:13pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:00am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 6:36am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 10:33am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:00pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 12:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:20am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:06am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 10:10am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 12:29am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 5:26am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 5:19pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 7:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 7:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 9:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
10

10 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked