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Recent reviews by The Groovy Clooch

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304.1 hrs on record (254.3 hrs at review time)
Alright they fixed the connection issues, framerates stabilized quite a bit until the game has to game. It"s passable but until they fix the framerate I"ll be digging through the flashy slideshow trying to find the objective and where I was shot from. By myself. Because all my teammates abandoned.
Posted 28 September, 2024. Last edited 27 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
214.8 hrs on record
From the same devs as Divinity Original Sin 2 it improves on the formula they used back then in every single way.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
137.1 hrs on record (63.1 hrs at review time)
I can out drive the terrain.
I can ambush enemies that are facing me.
Enemies can ambush me because they haven"t been willed into existence yet.
A .50 AE desert eagle isn"t as powerful as a .380 revolver.
Made in China.
Not bad.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
569.4 hrs on record (351.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Oh yeah. This is a game.
Posted 2 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
504.9 hrs on record (253.8 hrs at review time)
Just got done with character creation. Pretty good so far.
Posted 6 April, 2022.
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68.3 hrs on record
Half of my recorded playtime is modding it and fixing the blackscreens and crashes.
I played this game first years ago on XBOX
Modded some titties and hardcore damage.
10\10 thank you obsidian and nexus community.
Posted 12 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.3 hrs on record (38.8 hrs at review time)
A masterpiece. Normally I go on a rant or try to tell jokes in the reviews but honestly it"s simply the most engaging and beautiful game I"ve ever played. If you have any sense of patience and compassion, play it.
Posted 18 September, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
24.2 hrs on record (24.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
At the risk of parroting what dozens of people have already said; I *had* nothing but good things to say about this game. It could be pretty easily described as a sweet take on the Among Us/Trouble in Terrorist Town genre of game. There are members of your party who want to stop you/who you need to stop from escaping the area, in this case a high class space ship with an evil A.I. Residents need to shutdown the A.I. with no personoids (evil androids) present while the personoids who are outnumbered try to keep their cover and stop them or at least make it to the end with the residents to win. We"ve no doubt all seen or played this kind of game before and this studio/publishers take on it is especially fun. The game itself is a bit of a mess but the devs have been cranking out updates and keeping up with the game to fix the issues and have done a pretty good job in doing so, that is until recently.

For some inexplicable reason the publisher wants you to create an account with them instead of just going through steam like everyone used to. No reason to my mind has been stated as to why and creating an account seems to be more of a broken hassle than anything. Creating an account (at time of writing) just leads you though this closed loop of websites that results in you just not playing the game because you can"t create an account in the first place. You go to create an account and it stonewalls you with errors or just leads you back to the start of creating an account all over again. If you made it this far you already have a steam account that"s been authenticated, why do I need to add more spam to my email and put more of my own info out there when Valve already has it and other games of this genre only care that I bought the game in the first place and nothing more? And why can"t we go back to that and keep this game accessible to the widest possible audience? I"ve played with people all over the world through this game and despite the language barrier it"s clear we all had fun, but now I feel like adding the account restriction for seemingly no reason is going to bottleneck the population. If that"s the case I don"t want to go through all that hassle, even if the account making system got fixed, just to log into a game that has 200 people globally who took the plunge anyway.


TL;DC: I wouldn"t recommend the game right now, it was a mess that was forgivable and fun until the publisher decided I needed to earn playing besides paying for the game in the first place. Bold for a game that"s still "early access"
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
325.5 hrs on record (154.5 hrs at review time)
Easily the best game I"ve ever had the honor to play. One of the FEW devs who put their heart and soul into the game!
10/10
***** rating
Posted 4 September, 2018.
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7.6 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
SON OF FAT DONKEY ♥♥♥♥♥ THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME IS AMAZING! Don"t do drugs? TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD! THIS GAME HAS A FAT ♥♥♥♥ WAITING TO ♥♥♥♥ YOUR OVERLY-SOBER MIND WITH TWISTS TURNS AND ♥♥♥♥ THAT DON"T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE UNTIL THE MIND-BREAKING END! PLAY IT NOW DAMN IT!
Posted 11 August, 2014.
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