this game's online part is literally like this.

1. open the game
2. wait for the menu to appear
3. go to online
4. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
5. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
6. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
7. press alt to switch to your online character
8. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
9. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
10. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
11. press alt to switch to your online character
12. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
13. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
14. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
15. press alt to switch to your online character
16. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
17. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
18. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
19. press alt to switch to your online character
20. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
21. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
22. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
23. press alt to switch to your online character
24. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
25. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
26. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin
27. press alt to switch to your online character
28. wait from 3:35 to 4:40 minutes (literally used a stopwatch to tell this)
29. read a message that tells you that they couldn't get you online so please try again.
30. wait till the game puts you to any of michael trevor or franklin

31. Press alt f4 then quit game . maybe try to open it again then repeat the above steps but while angry / pissed off.