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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:08am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:46am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:10am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:47am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:48am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 12:23pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:07am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:00am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:43pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:08pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 3:26am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 12:18pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 1:06am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2013 @ 4:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:49am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:19pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 10:45pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:38pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 6:48am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:16am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:16am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:50am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:59pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:27am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:50am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:16am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:39pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 12:08am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 3:45pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 12:23pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 1:00am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 4:14am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:46am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 3:52pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:09am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 3:13pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 5:55am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 9:13am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:30am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:10pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 4:43am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 3:19am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:06am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 12:06am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:23am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:30pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 3:47pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 11:52pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:35am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:09am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:19am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 4:41am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2014 @ 10:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:57am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 4:17am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 12:53am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 1:08am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 5:54pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 6:55pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 9:21am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 11:32am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 3:49pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2015 @ 7:43pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 9:19am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 1:31pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 9:02am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2015 @ 11:43am



40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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