Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups --
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-- Alex Levine
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
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First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
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When all else fails, try Kate Smith.
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Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't, that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did!
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The reaper does not listen to the harvest.
(Reaper Man)
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Bro, you must to see this! - https://imgur.com/a/POVSPUq

like the way you play. Can you teach me playing CSGO in the same lobby please? I can pay in skins or knives for the lessons. Add me on my main acc if you can

https://imgur.com/a/05PkLIG

Hi, I can give my M9 Tiger Tooth for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

rep fast af