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Recent reviews by Satelizer

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74 people found this review helpful
130 people found this review funny
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0.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A pair of soaking wet panties has the same purpose as a banana peel in Mario Kart. I'm done.
Posted 4 March, 2020.
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230 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I love Senran Kagura. But this game is honestly pretty dull. If you like pinball, you "might" enjoy this game. You hit the ball with your flippers, hit the girl on the pinball machine and get points. By the way, don't even get me started on the price tag. I can't believe this game is more than Estival Versus and almost more than Burst-Renewal. To be perfectly honest, this game should be around $10.99.
Posted 14 August, 2019.
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41 people found this review helpful
164 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I was currently doing the 180 day no fap challenge. I "was" on day 179, but now I'm back to day 1. Whoops.
Posted 8 August, 2019.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This game is actually really, REALLY bad. Same music, same enemies and it's just....bland. If you want to play a fun shooter game, play Epido. You won't regret it.
Posted 21 June, 2019.
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22 people found this review helpful
59 people found this review funny
19.5 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
How am I supposed to save the world with only one hand?
Posted 7 May, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
One.
Posted 7 May, 2019.
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30 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Took me 10 minutes to beat the whole game. Dancer #4 is the best.
Posted 9 April, 2019.
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29 people found this review helpful
26 people found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record
-Spoiler Below-

Lee gets bitten by a zombie on his arm, chops off his arm and dies.
Clementine gets bitten by a zombie on her leg, chops off her leg and survives.

WHAT
Posted 26 March, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record
I don't think people actually understand how severe and chaotic world war 1 was. If you were a male growing up in that era, you were either forced to join the army or get thrown in jail. The game itself is a good representation on what happened during the war and I was definitely hooked on the story. In my opinion, there is no one braver than soldiers who fought in the war.
Posted 24 August, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
They copied Dead or Alive's DLC pricing strategy. Regardless, I still fell for it. ♥♥♥.
Posted 7 March, 2018. Last edited 7 March, 2018.
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