Qriminal
Quimlord   Lyubytino, Novgorod, Russian Federation
 
 
:RedStar::pact::JackRE4::goldenak::pact::RedStar:
Velocitas Eradico
I, who am speed, eradicate.



I am Qrab; snabby,
crusty, salty, snibbity.
Sea-life haiku, ♥♥♥♥♥

02:11 - [Larry](* ・ ω ・)ノ♪Ron Paul :3: u say nickleback i say keedy black

02:04 - Venom Snake: >Skrillex will never live birth you on stage

19:27 - Baubi: >/v/ chat meetup
19:27 - Baubi: >record number of moms lined up to drop off their kids

18:45 - 868: i ahve 420 chromosomes
18:46 - 868: i literally look like a jellyfish

12:35 - Smug: gotta go watch jerk off instruction vids and pretend it"s my mum

08:58 - Blackhawk: my dogs keep eating the damn mangoes so they have a firehose loaded with ♥♥♥♥ on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 24/7

i want to be katie"s little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her katie blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo katie blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
- Anonymous

00:59 - Fed: I wish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was a branch of prostitution in which I could buy stocks

05:03 - Simon: since youre a gigantor you have theese retardor particles hyperthreading trough your body and they block the blood circulation, esentialy your brain does not get enough oxygen so you end up halucinating whacky stuff like meaning of the universe when u actualy braindead

19:09 - darkvapor: i have a trail so if i cummy on my tummy my hairs get crispy

18:18 - goldenbond: 19:15 - Berserk64: thoughts on anime?
18:19 - goldenbond: that"s like stopping in the middle of the night when a hooded fellow with two watches asks you for the time

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055396598 abby u wil b mist

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Vilusia Trainwreck to keep track of.
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Jedi 8 Jan @ 5:05am 
Hey, I wanted to ask if you swap some of your steam gifts for other games or team fortress 2 keys, sent you a friend request, I am trying to extend my collection, I"d appreciate if you could accept me
Dima 15 May, 2024 @ 3:19am 
hello there
Niko#1 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am 
bro sent u req
k1nd☯️🖤 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am 
+🆁🅴🅿 Прими в друзья
Skifcha 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42pm 
hello, I saw you have a copy of the game Battlefield: Bad Company 2 , I wanted to ask you do you trade it? :steamhappy:
76561199260365171 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
Signed by me, lets play csgo :)