✟Wily Philanderer✟
The Womanizer   Rokland, Nordland, Norway
 
 
I am the lord of carnal desires, and this is my demesne of decadence and lust. You have stumbled upon my lair mortal, and for that I shall exploit and temper your decadent cravings. You wish to covet the beastie within my loins and for a spoonful of sugar, alongside a melodious tune you shall coax him out of his lair. My phallus is grand, mighty and magnanimous. One glimpse is enough to bewitch any unwed courtesan. Even those bereft of ardour will inevitably become fettered in Cupids manacles and affixed to my bedchambers, where I will ravage them, take a deep draught from their flowing elixir and bless my ears with their squeals of ecstasy. That is the destiny that the oracle has bestowed upon every nubile maiden that is fortunate enough to cross my path. Fowl, avian, sea otter, it matters not, for none can elude their inherent promiscuity for long.



Wily hath a swift hand.
He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan.
He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman.
He did find an old bow of yew
And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say.
But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee.

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

Father worketh all day
And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late.
Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift,
For stew is in the pot, though it doth taste of grit.
I have waited e’re long.
Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong.
I reason with my crooked cap
And say, “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea.

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go,
Outrun my bow.
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots,
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow.
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To caress a woman's flaxen hair and supple derriere, is to thrive within a vortex of bliss. For what worth is a maiden, if she cannot imbibe her man's seed and oblige to every one of his erotic requests. To be subject to having her sensual skin suckled and her teats squeezed with eager gusto is a harlots most innate and deprave of fantasies. Come hither, players of Apex Legends, fall prey to your vices and become my subservient harridans. Such is your mantle of destiny.
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Wily Philanderer
Although the Philanderer had always been an incurable fornicator and stallion, his incessant winking made him even more pericolosus in lovemaking, for every dame thought he was winking at her out of fondness and proffering amorous signs. And dames, as we are all aware are most covetous of such homage. I in no way impute that they are all wanton and dissolute, by no means, but the Philanderer, as I said, winked much, almost endlessly, to the exuberance of damsels and the chagrin of their fathers.
Our Saint
The Jews of Lincoln stole a boy called Hugh, who was about eight years old. After shutting him up in a secret chamber, where they fed him on milk and other childish food, they sent a missive to almost all the cities of England in which there were Jews, and summoned some of their sect from each city to be present at a sacrifice to take place at Lincoln, in contumely and insult of Jesus Christ. For, as they said, they had a boy concealed for the purpose of being crucified; so a great number of them assembled at Lincoln, and then they appointed a Jew of Lincoln judge, to take the place of Pilate, by whose sentence, and with the concurrence of all, the boy was subjected to various tortures. They scourged him till the blood flowed, they crowned him with thorns, mocked him, and spat upon him; each of them also pierced him with a knife, and they made him drink gall, and scoffed at him with blasphemous insults, and kept gnashing their teeth and calling him Jesus, the false prophet. And after tormenting him in diverse ways they crucified him, and pierced him to the heart with a spear. When the boy was dead, they took the body down from the cross, and for some reason disembowelled it; it is said for the purpose of their magic arts.

In Asia, in a city rich and great
There was a Jewry set amidst the town,
Established by a rich lord of the state
For usury and lucre of villainy
Hateful to Christ and those who are his own;
And through that street a man might ride or wend,
For it was free and open at each end.

A little school for Christian people there stood,
Down at the farther end, in which there were
A many children born of Christian blood,
Who learned in that same school, year after year,
Such teachings as with men were current there,
That is to say, to sing well and to read,
As children do of whatsoever creed.

As I have said, as through the Jewry went
This little school-boy, out the song would ring,
And joyously the notes he upward sent;
O Alma redemptoris would he sing;
To his heart's core it did the sweetness bring
Of Christ's dear Mother, and, to Her to pray,
He could not keep from singing on his way.

Our primal foe, the serpent Sathanas,
Who has in Jewish hearts his hornets' nest,
Swelled arrogantly: "O Jewish folk, alas!
Is it to you a good thing, and the best,
That such a boy walks here, without protest,
In your despite and doing such offense
Against the teachings that you reverence?"

From that time forth the Jewish folk conspired
Out of the world this innocent to chase;
A murderer they found, and thereto hired,
Who took privy in an alley, his hiding-place;
And as the child went by at sober pace,
This cursed Jew did seize and hold him fast,
And cut his throat, and in a pit him cast.

I say, that in a cesspool him they threw,
Wherein these Jews did empty their entrails.
O cursed folk of Herod, born anew,
How can you think your ill intent avails?
Murder will out, 'tis sure, nor ever fails,
And chiefly when God's honour vengeance needs.
The blood cries out upon your cursed deeds.

O martyr firm in thy virginity,
Now mayest thou sing, and ever follow on
The pure white Lamb Celestial" -quoth she-
"Whereof the great evangelist, Saint John,
In Patmos wrote, saying that they are gone
Before the Lamb, singing a song that's new,
And virgins all, who never woman knew.

This widow poor awaited all that night
Her child's return to her, but he came not;
For which, so soon as it was full daylight,
With face pallid, full of dread, and busy thought,
At school she sought and everywhere she ventured,
Until, at last, from all her questioning she
Learned that he last was seen in the Jewry.

With mother's pity in her breast enclosed
She ran, as she were half out of her mind,
To every place where it might be supposed,
In likelihood, that she her son should find;
And ever on Christ's Mother meek and kind
She called until, at last, Our Lady wrought
That amongst the cursed Jews the widow sought.

She asked and she implored, all piteously,
Of every Jew who dwelt in that foul place,
To tell her where her little child could be.
They answered "Nay." But Jesus, of His grace,
Put in her mind, within a little space,
That after him in that same spot she cried
Where he'd been cast in it, or near beside.

O Thou great God, Who innocents hast called
To give you praise, now shown is thy great might!
This gem of chastity, this emerald,
Of martyrdom the ruby clear and bright,
Began, though slain and hidden there from sight,
The Alma redemptoris loud to sing,
So clear that all the neighbourhood did ring.

The Christian folk that through the ghetto went
Came running for the wonder of this thing,
And hastily they for the provost sent;
He also came without long tarrying,
And gave Christ thanks, Who is of Heaven King,
And, too, His Mother, honour of mankind;
And after that the Jews there did he bind.

This child, with piteous lamentation, then
Was taken up, singing his song alway;
And, honoured by a great concourse of men,
Carried within an abbey near, that day.
Swooning, his mother by the black bier lay,
Nor easily could people who were there
This second Rachel carry from the bier.

With torture and with shameful death, each one,
The provost did these cursed Hebrews serve
Who of the murder knew, and that anon;
From justice to the villains he'd not swerve.
"Evil shall have what evil does deserve."
And therefore, with wild horses, did he draw,
And after hang, their bodies, all by law.

Upon the bier lay this poor innocent
Before the altar, while the mass did last,
And after that the abbot and monks went
About the coffin for to close it fast;
But when the holy water they did cast,
Then spoke the child, at touch of holy water,
And sang, O Alma redemptoris mater!

The holy monk, this abbot, so say I,
The tongue caught out and took away the grain,
And he gave up the ghost, then, easily,
And when the abbot saw this wonder plain,
The salt tears trickled down his cheeks like rain,
And humbly be fell prone upon the ground,
Lying there still as if he had been bound.

And all the monks lay there on the pavement,
Weeping and praising Jesus' Mother dear,
And after that they rose and forth they went,
Taking away this martyr from his bier,
And in a tomb of marble, carved and clear,
Did they enclose his little body sweet;
Where he is now- grant us him to meet!

O you young Hugh of Lincoln, slain also
By cursed Jews, as is well known to all,
Since it was but a little while ago,
Pray you for us, sinful and weak, who call,
That, of his mercy, God will still let fall
Something of grace, and mercy multiply,
For dignity of his mother dear on high. Amen.
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rpj 11 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm 
yo this dad is so legendary
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Did you literally use SAM to unlock every single achievment in your games lol. I was wondering how you had all your tf2 achievments after 0.2 hours LMAO.
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I got to say, this is one of the strangest profiles I've ever seen.
✟Wily Philanderer✟ 18 May, 2022 @ 8:34pm 
I'm going to make you squeal my cherry blossom.