MagicPogChampMan
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"I simply want a peaceful life. It's just that it's in my nature to kill..."
"They don't think it be like it is, but it works."


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26 Hours played
This review is only for MP.

I got this game, cause my friend really want to play with me. I was cautions about this game, if such a "the best game ever" couldn't convince me to buy it for so much time then something must be there. So... I'll start to complain about it.

I thought this game is about gangs, brutal street fights, climbing in the hierarchy and rivarly with other gangs (players). I got being stupid noname mercenary, who just goes from point A to B to shoot some "bad" guys and/or steal/destroy something and returns to base. I really can enjoy grinding, repetitive missions but they are so boring. You have to ride your "bestest" car 10min, survive really bad shooting system then 10min or more cause of stupid helicopter (helicopter control is messed up) back to base... Repeat... Most missions are time wasting ♥♥♥♥.

Shooting system - I said it's bad and it is. You can 1 shot in head (NICE) but if you don't have aim or just shooting cause you like pew-pew sound, those guys are nearly immortal. They're eating at least two magazines of ammo for breakfast and if they fall on the ground it's much worse. You can't kill them by headshot, without any reason, maybe hitboxes are bad or something, but it annoyed me so much.

Story - pretty simple. YOU can earn money. YOU shoot "bad" guys. YOU get paid. I was trying to listen those dialogues but this story is... is... I can't even say it's story. They are russians, bad corporations, random contractors, your gang and BIG MONEY. It's all what you have to know. I hope that in SP story and characters are well done.

There are also minigames. If I would like to play some flash player's games I would run a browser.

Yes, I can say something good about it. You can collect super duper ultra mega fast cars and keep them in your garages. Well if you enjoy tuning cars, coloring them and getting erection how fast they are, it's good for you. You can even have cocaine or marijuana factory (I don't know maybe both), but it's only for self pleasure. It has nothing to do with MP entertainment.

I won't review anything about RP cause this wasn't core game but it was created by players, so it's almost like minigames.

This game is for guys who:
- don't have more than 60IQ
- don't play for story just for fun with friends (sometimes it's not enough)
- love boring and repetitives missions
- love cars that are faster than sonic
- don't need anything to enjoy such a great "gameplay"
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Bushes rat, kill urself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage
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