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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery;
2) No, it"s not usual for the condom to be loose. There"s no XS size available;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn"t happen with you like you"ve mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it"s only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) Yes, the attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;
Any other questions, we"re here to help. Have a nice day.
i"m a 15 year old korean girl xxd
i saw your profile pics and i thought that you are a nice guy
please go on a date with me ~<3
but first i need a bank transfer so i can fly to your location
0355 0223 0235 345
send it to my kopitiam card
I"m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you"re safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That"s impossible!
"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I"m sure it"s not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device"s screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!