[SOTR] Deonvan🌱🏴‍☠🤘
Mictlāntēcutli/Snafu   Bhopalwala, Punjab, Pakistan
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(((The time has come for round 2 epic gamersz:wehrmacht: I won't be active for a very long time so I will be passing this account down to my brothers/nephews to use... cuz my sisters don't game anymoar my nieces do one even plays GTA IV LMAO but yee... I have an impossible esoteric goal I've given myself and I have to start working towards it again after many setbacks and tribulations... Anyway, they'll be periodically updating any broken links and such including myself every now and then. *Disclaimer* I'm not a "Nazi" if that's not obvious enough... Although, I do share a lot of the same views in many aspects... In others, It's the complete opposite in many regards. Farwell epic gamerz👋 This is for you Robert! R.I.P ya crazy bastard!)))
"Tis a lesson you should heed: Try, try, try again. If at first you don't succeed, Try, try, try again."

Just going to say thank you to all the amazing epic gamers I've had the honour to game with over the years! Sorry I didn't get to know most of you as well as I would have liked... I was going to thank each of you individually but that's just too much writing and I got halfway done and got bored... I guess what Bilbo said sums it up well...
“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” I'd remove this but it makes me chuckle...
if only someone told him aboot ram ranch!🤠 --- dis is totally nut a meme account atm i swaer on meh mum sry if it bothers you i just cant be botherd to keep an eye on it atm cause i alredy be review banned on a ded game one tim and it mak me cri probs automated butt still sux and people lik to report me which causes me to do this aloot i realy dont kno y peopl get upset at my account caus i real nice guy but 4 sum reason peopl do it anyway lik y? u no lik le truth? i guess so mayne nut that steam will probs du much and ye i aint hapy aboot it but i will make how i lik when i hav moar time 4 gamin again caus dis is a really really ♥♥♥♥ meme account atm it would also sux if i possibly lsot all my games which aint cheap an i no buy any games anymore and my family play sometimes on here so yeee not that i care much if i do lose my account but it would sux and yeee also some other personal reasons to make lik this i dont want to talk aboot... and no im not suicidal...🕷️ I've also got no ♥♥♥♥♥ left to give😑 i got people to ♥♥♥♥ up before i die🥖 "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."
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Ram Ranch really rocks...t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hyg                                                                                                                      
Random Stuff Aboot Meh🕵️‍♂️True=t False=f
Gender: Attack Helicopter🚁 f
🕰️ Age: 24 mentally 5 t
👤 Ethnicity: Caucasian & African🍉 i am mixed though aint a meme Irish☘️
English☕ Scottish⛰️ & Dominican🦜 dont know anymoar but i dont think im a sheep shaggin Welsh boi🐑 edit: sis did a test im nigerian prince 2 and fam owned slaves sad gamer moment... oh sum pep say i look spanish lmao but muh friends used to call meh just n i g & casper👻 -_- t
✍️ R-✋ t
📏 Height: AVERAGE🐜 t
🥩 Weight: 165lbs according to my brothers (dey call me fat w o p and i aint italian so dafug or fat? my niece calls me poo nugget my other niece and nephew call meh uncle stinky and my other two nephews hit meh and say i bad at fortnite the bullying never ends...😢 i got a lot of sisters...) still 2000lbs t
👁️ Eye Colour: Hazel... Green, Blue & Yellowish Brown ;) t
👨‍🦱 Hair Colour: Dark Brown & Blonde👱‍♀️ not tons of blonde hair :( t
💑 Sexuality: Ram Ranch tf
⚡ IQ: N/A t probs 10
🛐 Religion/Belief: Universe People👽 tf
🗳️ Political Ideology: Monarchist👑 f
My life in a Nutshell...📖
hard bean intp9w154sxso😞 tf
Interest/Hobbies & Goals🥅
Special Interest: gaming duh?!! wHy elSe would I hab over a YEEAR worth of my life gone in time and play lik 300 games 2?🎮 im gonna be sick added up my playtime on steam and it is over a year of my lif gon ;-; and i didnt even finish and that does not include all my other games not on steam rip my life confirmed😢 and ram ranch🍆 t

Hobbies: Canadian🍁 t

Life Goal: Rewrite GOT & place Stannis da Mannis on the Iron Throne😠 ♥♥♥ Dany simps Part 7🤔 [reddit.com] Part 11🚀
Bonus Goals: spread truth📢 & become the best killa aka jeremus in bannerlord🤺 (cause i was totally in warband... i was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend!🗡️ just a few people moar sweaty den me at my prime u kno who u are) tf
Likes & Dislikes👍👎
Likes: ram ranch and being a proud auti!🤓 Not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' meme... I also actually enjoy this song lmao I reckon It's a total banger
I do have a lot in common with Schizoid Personality Disorder doe...😐 I probably don't have SPD cause I line up more with Autism Alexithymia ADHD?... Still gotta get diagnosed cuz stupid Covid halted everything... Love this Mädchen!😂 t
Dislikes: under siege under lockdown and HATERS!😡 scarface say it best...😈 funny i got a scar on muh face 2 t
Moar Random💩
Fear/Phobia: RCC t

Talents/Skills: when i was younger i could recite the entire lotr trilogy word for word... sad as ♥♥♥ i kno... i watched that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a lot on my portable dvd player while playing games eating walkin u name it xd in the deep fryer of kfc the dark lord sanders forged in secret a master wing to control all others... and into this wing he poured his spices his memes and his will to dominate all wings... one wing to rule dem all! one by one.. the free wing shops fell to the power of the wing but der was some... who resisted! still got it gamers!🥔 t
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Colour: 💜t Food: 🍟t
Quote: 💔f
Historical Figure: Grant MacDonald!🦸‍♂️ f
ram ranch has 18 nakid cowboys! t Book: The Lorax😱 f
I got another BOXXXX!!!! I CAN EDITTTTT AGAIN JDIHDASHDAN JUBHDKJDASBNSDHJBDHASIDASDHADHHAD!!!!!
Athlete: Lionel Messi ⚽ Chef: Marco Pierre White 👨🏻‍🍳
Songs🎶
Genres: Classical, Rock & Metal🤘
My Theme Song: Institutionalized😂
Band: Soundgarden☮️ Current Jam: Ulfric Stormcloak - Why I fight🔥
Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice🎸
The Agonist - and Their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep 😈
Aegaeon - Neural Union😈
Acrania - The Depopulation Programme😈
Cryptopsy - The Pestilence That Walketh In Darkness😈
Kimbra - Settle Down🎷
Aurora - I Went Too Far🎙
Alice Phoebe Lou - Society🎙
Tenebrae Choir - Miserere mei, Deus🎻
Lisa Mitchell - Neopolitan Dreams🎙
Lush - De-Luxe🎸
Celtic Woman - Lascia Ch'io Pianga🎻
Movies🎬
Movie/TV Genres: Thrillers, Horror, Fantasy, Sci-fi & Historical
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King👻
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers🧝
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring🧙‍♂️
Cloud Atlas 💭
Hacksaw Ridge ✝️
All Quiet on the Western Front🐦
Gran Torino🚗
The Boy In The Striped Pajamas🤝
Coraline🤐
The Theory of Everything 💑
TV Series📺
Dragons' Den 💡
What Would You Do?😭
World War II in HD Colour📖
Breaking Bad🧪
Dexter🔪
The Pacific🏝️
13 Reasons Why📼
The Office🤣
Game of Thrones🐉
Reviews on the Run 🎮
Games🕹️
Genres: RTS, RPG & FPS
BFME2 💍
Mount & Blade: Warband ⚔️
Rock Band 3 🎶
Medieval 2: Total War 🤴
Age of Empires 2 ♞
TimeSplitters 2 💎
Company of Heroes 2 🤬
Gears of War 3 💥
Call of Duty: World at War 🧟
Stardew Valley🌾
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not favs too much music to think aboot I'd go 🤪
Sufjan Stevens - Mystery of Love✨
Alice Phoebe Lou - She✨
Beach House - Bluebird✨
Anamanaguchi - Air On Line⌨️
Meesh - More Than Friends⌨️
Phantogram - Fall In Love⌨️
Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman⌨️
Crystal Castles - Kept⌨️
QT - Hey QT⌨️
Grimes - Idoru⌨️
Danny L Harle - Broken Flowers⌨️
Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - Prayer In C⌨️
Daft Punk - Derezzed⌨️
Caroline Polachek - Door🎙️
Madreblu - Certamente🎙️
Aurora - Warrior🎙️
Lauv - Drugs & The Internet🎙️
Sigrid - Strangers🎙️
Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse🎙️
Paramore - Fake Happy🎙️
Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights🎙️
Глюк'oZa - малыш🎙️
Bjork - Utopia🎙️
Kimbra - Good Intent🎷
Moonchild - The List🎷
Christian Sands - Song Of The Rainbow People🎷
Jacob Collier - Time Alone With You🎷
Kal Drako - Seventeen🎷
Weather Report - Birdland🎷
Buddy Rich - West Side Story🎷
Miles Davis - So What🎷
Avalon Jazz Band - I love Paris🎷
Julie London - Cry Me A River🎷  
Jurassic 5 - Concrete Schoolyard🎤
NF - Oh Lord🎤
Lecrae - Blessings🎤
Chika - High Rises🎤
2Pac - Keep Your Head Up🎤
Ludacris - Runaway Love 🎤
Serf Life - 500 or Die🎤🕊️
Caskey - Martial Law🎤
Nas - I Can🎤
Hollyweerd - Weerdo🎤
Celtic Woman - Vivaldi's Rain🎻
Patricia Janečková - Les Oiseaux dans La Charmille🎻
Erik Satie - Trois Gymnopédies🎻
BBC Symphony Orchestra - Rule, Britannia!🎻
Barbara Bonney & Geoffrey Parsons - Gretchen at Spinning Wheel🎻
Northern Chamber Orchestra - String Symphony No. 1 in C major🎻
Tenebrae Choir - The Lamb🎻
Voces8 - Lux Aeterna🎻
Patrick Cassidy - Vide Cor Meum🎻
Charlotte Church - The Flower Duet🎻
Juice Newton - Queen Of Hearts🪕
Wheeler Walker Jr - Fuck You Bitch🪕
Michael Mitchell - Canada in my Pocket🪕
Stompin Tom Conners - Good Old Hockey Game🪕
The Travellers - This Land is Your Land🪕
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire🪕
Blaine Larsen - How Do You Get That Lonely🪕
Grant MacDonald - Ya Sure Are Hung🪕
Battles - Atlas🎸
Karnivool - Themata🎸
Le Groupe Obscur - Apnea🎸
Daughter - No Care🎸
Anathema - Endless Ways🎸
Staind - Fade🎸
Eatliz - Hey🎸
Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live🎸
Jethro Tull - Living In The Past🎸
Phoenix - Lisztomania🎸
Korn - Shoots and Ladders😈
iwrestledabearonce - The Cat's Pajamas😈
Abnormality - Cymatic Hallucinations😈
Igorrr - Opus Brain😈
Archspire - Join Us Beyond😈
Cerebral Bore - The Bald Cadaver😈
Pathology - Tyrannical Decay😈
Death - Scavenger of Human Sorrow😈
Spawn of Possession - Lash by Lash😈
Epica - Universal Death Squad😈
The Meads Of Asphodel - Silent Ghosts of Babi Yar😈
Cerebral Effusion - Unscrupulous Inebriated Emaciation😈
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IndieSmack 10 Aug @ 8:27am 
Tell Dontrym3 he's not gonna get any better in Tekken 8 if he's gonna throw matches like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby just cause he doesn't like a certain character.
Space_Babe 4 Mar @ 5:53am 
Long time no see :p
[SOTR] Deonvan🌱🏴‍☠🤘 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12am 
It's been a long time since I've touched my Steam account... Essentially, almost 3 years zoinks! 

First of all, I'd like to thank many of my old friends on here who haven't unfriended me in my very long absence from this platform. It means a lot to me to see many people I grew up playing video games with still on my friends list even after all this time, and I still remember all of you, believe it or not, even if I didn't necessarily speak to most of you much even after years of gaming with you. I've just never been a very vocal person at heart. Thank you also for those of you who have seen my eccentric personality and not just immediately unfriended me as a result of it.
[SOTR] Deonvan🌱🏴‍☠🤘 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11am 
Obviously, most of it is just satire, and I made my profile like this intentionally for my own personal reasons, which I'd rather not get into. I didn't stop playing actively because I was suicidal or anything like that, but simply as a result of many unfortunate circumstances I put myself into, largely as part of my refusal to conform to societal standards and deviate from the "norm." Including my absolute disgust with the events that had transpired in the world during this time.
[SOTR] Deonvan🌱🏴‍☠🤘 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am 
I've thought about updating my profile again to reflect the way I currently see the world and my personality, but in all honesty, I haven't changed much at all in my mindset about how I view things... As much as I would like to admit being wrong about many things, I just haven't seen any convincing reasons to do so. Regardless, I'm going to leave my profile as is as a kind of gateway to see myself going into the future and reflect on my younger self, and even now, I find it to be extremely humorous looking at it again.
[SOTR] Deonvan🌱🏴‍☠🤘 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am 
Once again, though, I appreciate you all, and I hope that for those that read this, you're doing well, and I wish the best for you in this Kafkaesque world as best as you possibly can have it. I love you all and thank you for the many good memories of my youth, which, to be honest, were largely online as I never really enjoyed being around most people growing up, which would shock many of the friends I've had in my life. 

Fortunately for me, I've met the love of my life; she's the most amazing and supportive person I've ever met and has stood by me through many things the majority of people would think I'm crazy for, and I love her immeasurably for tolerating my antics. I don't know if I'd have the sanity I do now without her, and I would most likely have ended up in a jail cell or worse. I'm honoured to call her muh Queen.