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Posted: 9 Jan, 2015 @ 10:33am
Updated: 22 Dec, 2020 @ 1:42am

CS:GO Review
Things i gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 Ready
7. Server crashes
8. Retarded teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman, but I love her all the time.
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