rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Hey this is Phil from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. I am happy to say that I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is extremely small. I mean the sheer lack of mass alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody cut a baby carrot in half. You could probably hit it and not feel a thing, and thats not even mentioning how small your nuts are. It does appear that you found the perfect club. Thank you.