Recent reviews by Nezzy

start game
10 minute unskippable cut-scene
5 minute "le bad guy le bad" unskippable cut-scene, killing off characters not even MY character seems to care about
walk out onto street|
bump into enemy
have to watch whole intro again
get to first mission marker
walking to second
vault a barrier
"thats illegal"
back to the start of the game (thankfuly past the cutscenes)
do second obejctive
one enemy facing away from me
think i should take down him
nope
back to checkpoint 1
progress
turns out i have a KNIFE this whole time (weekest meelee animation ever"
get knocked out about 3 times
(while i possess a knife)
more unskippable cut-scenes with useless information
5 minutes of meeting the crew, slowed down to walking
first gunfight full of "Ahh were dying!!1!!" dialogue spite the encounter being easy as piss, even on the hardest difficulty
get a bike. running people over has a whole second of lag, no screenshake or sound or even effect.
die from the shortest fall in all of gaming
Notice most guns feel really weak, although headshots have a meaty bassy sound
get scammed with the starter smg. Thing has more recoil then the assault rifle.
My experince startingthis game was awful, i dont even want to continue playing... lets see if i can be won over.

hlm strats for the win

otherwise? nah.

i couldn't even care less about the "political message" ive seen some reviews mention

It looked interesting, but felt awful to play. Its not that the mechanics are bad, or clunky, id just rather not bother with it.

all tactical means is manual reloading and extremely basic stealth mechanics. I shouldn't expect more, but i kinda did.

good boy..?

I like it, I enjoy it 80% of the time.. But i also like Subarus, So my opinion is probably wrong

its like crack so idk

dying 2 know how this passed testing

gmod for gooning

rubber banding

arrested while moving at high speed

same old new nfs problems

its like their trying to make most wanted, then remembered their moden ea and they need to make it ♥♥♥♥

mission failed : an enemy was killed

its ok but i suck