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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:08pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:30pm



Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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