confirmed furry, rep

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to?
I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for ti? Why can't the himes just realize that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person accuse of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

imma boil your toe nails?

Battlefield 4 does not look as good as I remember it

I'm gonna grease yer teeth

wanna play rust