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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:34am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:26am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:13am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 5:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 11:40pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:18am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 5:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:23am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 5:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 1:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:17am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:44pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:41am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:17am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:17am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:17pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:03am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 1:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:28pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 9:43am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:24am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:14am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:02am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:03pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:21am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:29am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:32am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:07am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:13am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:54pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:52pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:13am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:16am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 11:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:08pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:02am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:09am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:12am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 12:09am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:24am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 11:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:29am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:17am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:43pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:44pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:14am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:58am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:18am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:27am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:24am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:56pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:52pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:14am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:45am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:40am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:06am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:51pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:33am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:17pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:11am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:17pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 6:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:06pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:23am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:34pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:19am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:22am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:36am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:15am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 2:55am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:19am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:57am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 12:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:53pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:00am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 2:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:56pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:40am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:38am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 12:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:55pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:58pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:53am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 12:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:21am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 3:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:13am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 2:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:19am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:54pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:15am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 12:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:09am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:26pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:20am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked