I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually – like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina.

They're just too close together.

I hereby make a decree. I've wanted to do this for years. ANIME IS OFFICIALLY BANNED ON THIS SERVER. In response to the Vatican pandering to young online trads by having a weird anime mascot, I anticipate a huge wave of anime used for larping and degeneracy. As Matt Walsh said, anime simply feels evil and demonic even if you can't really explain why logically. Luckily I own this server so I can make rules based on my own personal instincts. Those who post anime or refuse to change anime pfps will be timed out. This isn't ban worthy but will still be somewhat enforced. I'm so glad John Calvin didn't approve of anime.

I once found a tiny kitty late at night in the snow with nowhere to go, my dad said no way I'm bringing that home.

Sobbing I ran to the next street and knocked on some rando's door asking if they would look after this precious fluff as my dad said no, they declined.

I was 22 years old and steaming drunk.

Kitty is currently purring on my lap at 14 years old, dad is dead. There is no moral to this story.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

No, you’re not a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you aren't even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, THAT'S NOTHING, most of us can easily put 300 hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all the ACTUAL gamers.