🎆🇺🇸🍔🎇 Get ready for a sizzling Independence Day 🍆🇺🇸 tale! 📖🍔🎇 Founding 🍑 Fathers" cookout 🍆🌭🔥 awakened desires! 🍗🗽🎉 Uncle Sam"s 🍆🔮 grill had an irresistible charm...🔥🍆🔮✨ Hotdogs 🍑🌭 whispered, "Sink your teeth into our delights. 💦🔥💃" Potato salad 🥗 mingled, igniting passion. 🥔😳💃 Amidst laughter, Benjamin Franklin said, "These hotdogs have more flavor than a spicy romance novel! 🔥🌭" Embrace the explosive fireworks of laughter and desire, setting our senses ablaze with a burning passion for freedom! 🎉🍔🔥 Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸🎆🍻😄 🔥💥📩 Share with 1776 individuals to unleash a firestorm of laughter and spicy delights. 📩💥🔥 🎇

Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 This is the 420 blunt 4⃣2⃣0⃣ If I"m being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes 😘😈😂😂 and a hot lil NUG 🌳 I"m trying to WEED🍃🌿🍀 out the bad friends so if you"re a GOOD 😎😂😂😌 friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 on to 10 of ur best friends😱😱👬👫 If u get five back from your BUDS 🌿🌿🍀 then ur GANJA(gonna)🍃🍃😂😂😂 be friends forever.

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Sorry, but no. My mission is to bring the Gospel to gamers, and that is the only reason I play games is to witness. While I did used to be a gamer, I have come to realize as a born again Christian that gaming alone for the sake of gaming is worldly, addictive, and negative distraction from God.

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy.The bathroom pipes NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this. Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal.If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, you will be fined and be reported to the proper authorities.

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