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166.4 hrs on record (154.1 hrs at review time)
Stole it because this dudes right.
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-Game releases on September 2021 reaching close to 1 million peek players.
-In less than 2 months, the game loses around 70% of the players due to numerous bugs, glitches, gold exploits and so on.
-The devs try to handle the bugs, but by doing so they somehow create new ones in the process.
-The game loses even more players and cycle continues.
-Eventually Brimstone expansion (not DLC) comes out and brings back a lot of people. Almost triple the amount of active players at that time.
-Players quickly find that the end game is still the same and there is nothing to play for.
-Players also find out that most of the bugs plus additional ones are still in the game.
-Numbers start to drop again and it doesn't look good.
-The dev team publishes a road map for 2023 which looks promising. Unfortunately they deliver between 5% to 10% from it.
-Same old cycle of bugs and glitches repeats for a full year of 2023.
-New DLC comes out, but this time is paid one.
-Adding some features like artefacts and new mob types, but in general way less content than the previous non-purchase expansion.
-December 2023 they avoid a new road map for 2024, due to not being able to deliver on the previous one.
-Informing the players that in May 2024 they will have more to share, which technically is 6 months of silence.
-In April they delay the announcement to June.
-End of May, a teaser video is released which unleashes the rage of the player base, as there is no information in it at all.
-June finally comes and the developers announce that the game will be re-released on consoles in its current state. The only new addition to it is a 10 man dungeon and a small PvP island.
Posted 24 September.
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67.4 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
[POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS]
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
121.8 hrs on record (89.0 hrs at review time)
Tons of fun. Few small bugs here and there but I am loving the gameplay
Posted 15 June, 2022.
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103.2 hrs on record (97.5 hrs at review time)
YES
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.2 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
I Dunno vro it's pretty spooky
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1,270.6 hrs on record (601.8 hrs at review time)
How to play Dark RP in Garry's Mod.
Step 1. Join server.
Step 2. Pick job.
Step 3. Do job.
Step 4. Get enough money to buy money printers.
Step 5. Buy money printers.
Step 6. Get raided by a 12 year old.
Step 7. Kill 12 year old.
Step 8. Listen to the 12 year old complain about "lag".
Step 9. Tell him to get a better computer.
Step 10. Buy more money printers.
Step 11. Level up.
Step 12. Buy better money printers.
Step 13. Get raided by police.
Step 14. Again kill the 12 year olds, and get arrested.
Step 15. Raid someones base.
Step 16. Take their money printers.
Step 17. Lose their money printers because they rage quit.
Step 18. Get raided by a 12 year old that bought donator with his moms credit card.
Step 19. Get destroyed.
Step 20. Call him out.
Step 21. Get killed a lot because he camps your base.
Step 22. Get him banned for rdm.
Step 23. Server gets ddosed.
Step 24. People complain.
Step 25. Server shuts down for a bit.
Step 26. Rejoin.
Step 27. Rebuild your base.
Step 28. Buy printers again.
Step 29. Argue with some 12 year olds.
Step 30. Don't get raided for once.
Step 31. Jk you get raided.
Step 32. Purge happens.
Step 33. Get called a hacker.
Step 34. Kids talk ♥♥♥♥ about your mom.
Step 35. Laugh.
Step 36. 12 year old going through an emo phase donates to become admin.
Step 37. Use the first amendment.
Step 38. Admin doesn't like that.
Step 39. Roleplay as a police officer Shoot an unarmed black male.
Step 40. Get banned.
Step 41. Rage quit.
10/10 Quality.
Posted 3 March, 2016.
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2.2 hrs on record
This game made me ♥♥♥♥ bricks
Posted 3 January, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
211.9 hrs on record (88.4 hrs at review time)
Cod is for kids
Battlefield is for teens
Arma is for MEN!!!
Posted 2 August, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
186.9 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
So Far My Favourite Mission Is : Gta 5 Has Stopped Responding.
Posted 4 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
What Would This Game Be Without The Exit Button?
Posted 10 June, 2015.
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