Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price

Malevolent Misconducts Acted Out For A More Than Adequate Monetary Value

Immoral Activities At Less Than Market Price.

Muddy Exceptions With A Nice Value

Unspeakable Actions At A Reduced Cost

Dimes 4 Crimes

Sketchy Stunts Sporting Slashed Expenses

Nasty Notions Negotiated At Negligible Prices

Filthy Feats For Feasible Fees

Atrocious Acts At An Awfully Affordable Asking Price

Not Very Good Things For A Relatively Small Amount Of Money

Actions That May Be Deemed As Immoral Performed At A Relatively Low Cost Given Their Malicious Intent

Evil Endeavors Ended At Equitable Estimate

Cunning Crimes Completed At Comfortable Cost

Atrocious Acts Accomplished At Agreeable Adjudgement

Reprehensible Wrongdoings Realized At Reasonable Rates

Terrible Tasks Taken For Trivial Tolls

Dastardly Doings During Discounted Costs

Crappy Decisions Made For Pocket Change

Questionable Acts Of Malevolence Succeeded At A Price You Can't Beat Shady Actions Taken At A Price Comparable To That Of Soil

Cruddy Actions Complete Cunningly Cheap

Amoral Acts Accomplished At An Agreeable Asking

Baleful Behaviours For A Balanced Bargain

Corrupted Commissions At A Cheap Cost

Dastardly Deeds Done For A Discounted Demand

Evil Exploits For An Even Expense

Foul Feats For A Fair Fare

Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain

Horrible Happenings At A Halved Hire

Injurious Instances For An Inarguable Incentive

Jarring Jobs For Juvenile Jewels

Keen Kicks For A Kingly Krone

Loathsome Litigations At A Limited Levy

Malicious Means For Modest Markup

Nefarious Neer-do-wells For Negligible Notes

Obscene Outings At An On-Sale Outlay

Pernicious Plans For A Popular Price

Questionable Quests For A Quaint Quotation

Raunchy Requests At Reduced Rates

Sinister Stunts At A Simple Surcharge

Terrible Things At A Tolerable Toll

Unethical Undertakings At An Underpriced Uptick

Villainous Ventures For A Variable Valuation

Wicked Winning For Wretched Wages

Xenophobic Xerosis For Xenial Xeriffs

Yucky Yaking For Yielding Yen

Zany Zings For Zero Zillions

Atrocious Acts At Awful Bargains

Morally Corrupt Activities Executed At A Cost Commonly Deemed Negligible By Societal Norms

Dusty Obligations Finished Dasterly Inexpensive

Horrendous Happenings Handled Frugally

Unhealthy Tasks Accomplished At A Reasonable Expense

Stained Actions Finished Extremely Cost-Effectively

Unethical Undertakings Ushered Under Budget

Pitiful Performances For A Pittance

Awful Atrocities For Awe Inspiring Prices

Questionable Activities At A Bargain Cost

Criminal Acts Committed For Crazy Low Compensation

Grimy Actions Performed Respectfully Less

Morally Corrupt Plans Paid With A Dismissive Transaction

Atrocious Acts At Affordable Pricing

Unbelievable Performances At Unheard Of Prices

Morally Questionable Actions For A Relatively Small Amount Of Currency Or Value

Devilish Deliverances Dispensed For A Droplet Of Change

Questionably Natured Undertakings For An Inconsequential Amount Of Funds

Atrocious Acts At An Awfully Affordable Asking Price

Dastardly Decisions Decided At Debitted Costs

Delightful Deductions During Devious Choices

Despicable Doings Delivered For Daintly Cash

♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shenanigans At A Small Service Charge

Not Clean Actions Made With Prices That Wouldn't Be Considered Expensive To Most, Perhaps A Price Comparable To Whatever Is Unclean

Dishonorable Doings Executed At A Price That Even Someone Of Below Average Income Could Afford

Unbelievable Intermissions With A Low Bill Attached

Untrustworthy Stunts At A Low Commission Price

Unhygienic Feats Acted Out At A Price Where The Selling Individual May End Up Short-Handed

Smutty Byplays Not purchased Wholesale

Horrendous Ballgames Not Restrained By Economic Income

Criminal Crusades Of Which Cost Less Than The Average Retail Ware

Exploitative Byplays Of No Major Toll

Squalid Causes With Low Appraisement

Unacceptable Tour De Force's With a Quotation So Low It is Only Properly Comparable To Dirt

Mung Doings Expertly Bartered

Contaminated Follow Throughs Charged Lightly

Despicable Things Evaluated To Be Almost Worthless

Stained Vivacities At A Cost With Only 2 Digits

Dreggy Trips With Their Value Greatly Diminished

Unkempt Commotions Easy To Put A Price On

Icky Occupations Costing So Little It Could Belong In A Pigpen

Unacceptable Tour De Force's With a Quotation So Low It is Only Properly Comparable To Dirt

Mung Doings Expertly Bartered

Contaminated Follow Throughs Charged Lightly

Despicable Things Evaluated To Be Almost Worthless

Stained Vivacities At A Cost With Only 2 Digits

Dreggy Trips With Their Value Greatly Diminished

Unkempt Commotions Easy To Put A Price On Icky Occupations Costing So Little It Could Belong In A Pigpen

Bold Dashes To Commit Something Unlawful Sponsored By A Client With Petty Cash

Bedraggled On-goings Of Which Auctioneers Would Rush To Bid On

Dishabille Business Deals Where No Person Had To Spend More Than A Single Moth Of Salary

Spotted Occupations With A Relatively Low Ceiling Price

Unsanitary Vims That Could Have Been Paid For By A Teenager

Disheveled Hoopla's Of Which It Is Possible To Pay For Multiple Times Over

Process Of Questionable Morality In Exchange For A Payment Fairly Negotiated Beforehand

Bold Dashes To Commit Something Unlawful Sponsored By A Client With Petty Cash