Hottie <3<3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I NEED A MEDIC BAAAGGG!!!!

rep heroic medic

Should have gotten on the point, honestly really bad

please my balls hurt they hurt so bad please

hes my gay bestie

rep Super epic guy, really quite cool as ice.

Can you quack?

Rep Really good voice actor and overall nice guy :)

Hey man you were the best on that server. Thanks for playing with me. That was probarly the best server i played on even though it was 5v5.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're supposed to get the BBQ PRINGLES NOT THE SOUR CREAM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Try pringles, good tiling.

Did you ever figure out what happened to your roof yet

NO UR STINKY

hey, i need to talk, add me please, its mildly important

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I got a fresh bottle of dawn dish washer detergent a gallon of it and im gonna cleanse you, you dirty scum And you're mind may be dirty but dont worry im gonna cut the top of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull and rip your brain out and wash it

Im gonna make you feel so good about yourself, you're such a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person you are a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person You are amazing at everything you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do. So why do you gotta say these dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words why do you gotta say these dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words why you gotta make yourself worse by saying these dirty ♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things Why you gotta bring yourself down too there level WHEN I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU LESS DIRTY!

You're gonna be like a dogs squeaky toy, not in terms of the dogs slobber making the toy dirty but in terms of how squeaky it is Im gonna make sure you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean that people will be able too eat off of your entire body people will be able too eat your body without fear of getting disease they can eat you they can feast off of you you can cover yourself in chili and people will just eat it off yah like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human buffet im gonna make you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clean im gonna clean yah

If you won’t add me can you at least post your trade link? It says add only on the bp listing

Hey?

Added for the shotgun

wow.

I got the ref :3

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but u have to.. be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently

OwO

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Is that an anime profile pic ? O-oh wel-l-l...I'm all about anime!~ i love anime and your pic is so cute.....a-are you female? We should hang out sometimes....i bet your a cutie ;)...s-sorry was that too far?? Sorry....I've been an awkward mess ever since my parents died...i just a shoulder to cry on ;(, nobody seems to love me, ur so cute...im so out of your league....c-can we still hang out? I hope im not bugging you....i-i-i would never want to hurt you c-cause I LOVE YOU~, (~O-O~) blushing hard s-s-sorry, I hope you aren't offended by that...im such an emotional freak....p-please forgive me, lets just hang out o-okay?

>Be Me
>Going to high school in 9th grade
>This guy in my class always acted really intriguing
>Lets call him Logan
>Dude always hung out with girls
>Acted Girlish
>I assumed he was gay, whatever
>Kind of outspoken guy with some issues regarding the secrecy of his thoughts
>Tells everyone about his thoughts
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has gay dreams about some boys
>Girls giggle
>Guys disgusted as hell
>But this is only where it began
>This is the beginning of Logan the gay, who decided to become Lola the trap.
>The tale of Lola and her brainwashed sex slave, has only just begun

>One day our class mentor came into class during American History
>Logan was missing that day
>She came to explain why
>Logan was apparently at a psychiatrist
>Are they finally fixing his gayness
>Nonono
>Its the other way around
>She talks to us about how many people feel trapped inside their bodies
>Oh god no
>Logan is one of those people she says
>Oh ♥♥♥♥
>This poor guy
>She told us that logan wanted to be in a different body
>Logan wants to be a girl
>Oh ♥♥♥♥ no
>Told us to address Logan as a she, and that his, no HER name as Lola.
>Oh god no
>Lola apparently is taking horomone pills to fix her body
>She would start growing tits later on
>Longer hair
>Girlish Posture
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was turning into a real girl

>But one thing it couldn't fix
>And thats his/her/its/xer dingaling
>The Girl dong was gonna have to stay
>So he basiclly had to go to the ladies rest room and sit and piss
>I heard she uses the girls changing room too
>All to feel more comfortable
>The poor ladies whom had to ♥♥♥♥ up their pure eyes with little trap wiener
>Months passed
>Xer started showing up for more classes
>We started seeing some results
>Little bumps along the road if you know what i mean
>Xhe has set xer eyes upon a dude in our class
>Lets call him Mike
>Lola flirted with mike almost every time after class
>Mike is Catholic with Mexican family
>But weeks passed
>Lola did the unthinkable
>she broke mike
>Mike took the bait
>Lola enticed the guy, despite our warnings from the dudes in class
>The trap successfully seduced a Christan
>This is the beginning of the tale
>The tale of Lola the Trap
>and Mike the brainwashed sex slave

>One time we had a party at a friends house
>Mike was invited
>He asked if he could bring Trap McGee
>Whined untill he was allowed
>They were sweet to eachother the entire night
>Hurts my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth
>At one moment we decided to play Twister
>That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game everyone had or somehow had a spinoff of
>But mike and Dominatrap were nowhere to be seen
>♥♥♥♥
>♥♥♥♥
>Where were they
>Their car was parked outside
>We searched around the house
>Mikes mouth was superglued onto her trap penis
>They were sucking each other off for 15 minutes straight
>That same night we discovered Trap has no balls
>Its just a penis with deflated skin
>So thats where the cheese dip went

>Lola and Mike grope eachother all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time in class
>I sat behind them during American History
>Saw them do all the gay ♥♥♥♥ you can imagine
>Run hands up backs, rub asses
>Grope ♥♥♥♥♥
>G r o p e d i c k s
>Class was constantly disgusted by these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Sometimes teachers would have to take them apart and seperate them because of it
>They also go to the bathroom at the same time
>Suspicious

>This one time they called me during the weekend
>Mike has my phone number for some reason
>Him and real life Astolfo are stuck on the road
>They went to the off-urban parts
>Went up the hill
>They couldn't go back home because their car broke down
>And they can't ask the Mexican parents to come pick them up
>Sigh, fine
>Drive up to them on the hill
>Encounter Baitman and the Trapper
>Mike was balls deep inside Lola
>Gently knock the window
>Loud moaning was blocking the sound of my Calls
>I slam against the side of the car
>They scrambled and put on clothes faster than a Ugandan man runs at the Olympics
>Get out of car in panic
>Mike's pants are moist around the crotch
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ
>I ask them whats wrong with the car
>Engine broke down
>Have to wait for a tow truck to come
>Meanwhile take valuables out of the car

>Loose panties in the car
>Cup A Bra
>Lubricants
>Dildos in very intriguing shapes
>All went into my car
>Even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ towel for cleaning up the "Mess"
>Drove them both home
>Got a thank you from lola that night
>Said she'd thank me in a special way
>Kindly refused
>Dodged a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullet of a lifetime

>This one time i got invited to Lola's place
>Little friendly get-together
>Mike was begging me to come
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ
>Fine
>They wanted to play Sm4sh with a whole bunch of people
>Smash Bros. How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ironic
>Lola is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ luigi main
>Mike tries being good at fox but isn't
>Eventually people leave
>Im left there with the Bang Bros
>They make up very very intresting rules from themselves
>Loser has to suck the winners ♥♥♥♥
>Oh no
>Best out of five match
>Those two keep trying to cheat eachother out by poking or pushing
>Dingaling bro start violently licking Mike's neck
>What the ♥♥♥♥
>Mike starts laughing like hell

>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>She keeps licking
>Says she will make it more intresting
>Loser is gonna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ not here
>Licking harder
>Mike lost because of vicious licking
>I won that match
>Trap looking at me seductively
>I made up an excuse and left almost immediately
>I won because i sucked the trap off the stage as King DeDeDe

>This one time in class when Mr Slave and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mcgee were off to the bathroom
>We started thinking right
>The trap had deflated balloons for balls
>And the nuts are basiclly gone
>This guy cant nut
>He anatomically can't nut
>We wait for Mike to come back
>Ask for him to wait after class
>Astolfo has left the building
>We ask him the million dollar question
>Can Lola nut
>He replies with "no"
>Holy ♥♥♥♥
>He tells us more about lola
>Apparently Lola can fap for hours and never nut a single time
>He can be forever hard
>Asks us if we want proof
>No thanks
>We leave for next class
>That same night
>We get a hour long video from Mike in our group chat
>Oh god no
>its on Vimeo
>Proof.mov

>♥♥♥♥ no
>Mike all naked
>In doggy position
>Lola does a peace sign with her fingers
>They start doing it
>Like they do on Discovery Channel
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell
>One hour long of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>We had proof now
>Lola can ♥♥♥♥ and never nut

>We went to the movies this one time
>I was with my girlfriend at the time
>She was poking me constantly
>Whispers me to ask her for succ
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ please no
>Kept poking through the entire movie to ask for the sucking
>We were watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ice Age 4 or some ♥♥♥♥
>Ask for succ during Ice Age 4 is a bad idea
>Told her to ♥♥♥♥ off
>She stopped after 50 minutes

>Broke up with my girlfriend a while after that
>Through the rest of highschool Lola told me to hit on girls
>Said he'd fix them right up
>♥♥♥♥ no
>He did it anyway with this girl
>Girl was easily a ♥♥♥♥/10
>Trap told her that i was into her and everything
>You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

>I looked him dead in the eyes
>The million mile stare
>He was dead to me
>Girl looked like she could be used as a buoyancy balloon on a crashed airplane
>No way lola
>Girl went for a hug
>Awkwardly pushing away
>Girl gets awkward and leaves rapidly
>Astol♥♥♥♥ gets mad at me
>I tell her to ♥♥♥♥ off
>"♥♥♥♥?"
>Nonono
>She takes my wrist and takes me down the hallway
>Friends meet my eyes and their faces turn into smug as hell
>♥♥♥♥ my life
>Actually
>Please dont ♥♥♥♥ my life
>This guygirlthing almost dragged me into the boy's bathroom
>Oh ♥♥♥♥ no
>Mike came out of the bathroom