Concept, n.:
Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than
$25,000.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
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It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and
they'll come out for it.
-- Red Skelton, surveying the funeral of Hollywood mogul
Harry Cohn
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For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
-- Alexander Pope
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Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
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We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of
peaceful contact.
-- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", stardate 4385.3
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In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;
you're what's left.
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