Possibly a alligator
⟒⌰⟟⋉⏃⏚⟒⏁⊑   Kamakura, Kanagawa, Japan
 
 
"how do you wanna be remembered for generations to come??"

"make me look like i just accidentally ♥♥♥♥ my pants when i said i could make it to the bathroom."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yB7akLw1FfA

https://youtu.be/61wgJI9EA0U
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Sister of Battle 20 Mar, 2021 @ 8:15pm 
Bando = S Tier Geck
Sister of Battle 27 Feb, 2021 @ 4:44am 
gecko
Sister of Battle 26 Feb, 2021 @ 6:42pm 
Lizard hmm....
Possibly a alligator 6 Dec, 2015 @ 10:05am 
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk and stops inches from a shop window.

The driver said, "Look friend, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver; I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."