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:missing: What was my original summary ? Yea IDK either Steam removed my ♥♥♥♥ :missing:
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grave 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
jarton 9 Jun, 2021 @ 10:26am 
No one:

Not a single soul:

This video: exists

This comment: hold my beer

Me: so you have chosen death

Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg

Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces

Me: mom can we have death

Mom: we already have death at home

Death at home: surprised pikachu face

This video literally makes me cry every time

Who else is watching this in 2021????

This video: wait that's illegal

Also this video: why do I hear boss music???

Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!

Edit: thanks for the likes XD
jarton 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
WHAT i did it and pressed spacebar but my crush's name didnt appear ;(((( :trolol: :cozybrawlhalla2: MY CRUSH MARKUS ZUCKERBORG Mk II, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU ;((((( :steamsad:
jarton 15 Apr, 2020 @ 9:51pm 
Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now you've started reading this don't stop this is so freaky. But if you read this and ignore it then you will have very bad luck. Put this on 5 steam profiles in 144 mins. When you are done press space bar and your crushes name will appear in big letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually works