I've seen egg play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories

[ALL] ● egg‎ [DEAD]: Selling Gear and Gear Accessories

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.

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⚡You've just been Zeused NOOB!⚡
⚡Zeus another noob or you'll get Zeused again!⚡