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7.1 hrs last two weeks / 894.2 hrs on record (567.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Nov, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Albion Online: the game that teaches you life lessons, like how to lose everything in 30 seconds because some guy named "xXShadowButtXx" ganked you while you were admiring the scenery.

Pros:

A true sandbox MMO where you can farm, fight, or pretend to be a medieval Uber driver hauling potatoes across dangerous territories.
The thrill of deciding between carrying your hard-earned loot or NOT crying in public after losing it.
Surprisingly therapeutic when herding oxen or crafting gear.

Cons:

You will get ambushed in PvP zones. They’ll laugh. You’ll cry.
Economy is run by sociopaths who think "supply and demand" means "overprice everything and watch the world burn."
The urge to blame lag for your death is strong.
Final thoughts: 10/10 would farm cabbage in peace, only to be murdered by someone riding a polar bear... again.
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