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Billy : What the hell are you two doin?

Billy : Get your as s down from here, now boy! And you too!

Billy : Someone or somethin got you excited, son?

Recruit : No sir!

Billy : You're lying to me! I saw you lookin over at your pretty boy recruit over here gettin turned on!

Recruit : Yes sir, no sir!

Billy : All you, get your as ses down here now! ATTENTION!

Billy : What the hell do you boys think that this is, fu cking fairyland? Pulling on your wee-wees like a pack of fu ckin fruits?!?

Billy : You two obviously wanna suck what a real man has, so get down on your knees and suck every last drop of my cu m until my di ck is drained, now!

Billy : Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake.

Billy : Get to the quarter deck, now! MOVE MOVE MOVE!

Billy : You two, get over here and service your DI's co ck. Now!

Billy: Remember the time we were hanging out, and we got drunk and I started telling you about... about those feelings?

Bob: What, the gay stuff?

Billy: Well to tell you the truth, its these fantasies I was telling you about.

Billy: I'm having them more and more and they're really turning me on

Billy: Like the other day I was in the shower and, uh, I was fantasizing about everybody else in the shower and we were all beating off together.

Billy: And, well.... I like it

Billy: You know the other night, one of the boys was sleeping and I, uh, reached down and played with his ♥♥♥♥.

Bob: Sex is sex guys girls, heh. Doesn't matter. Feels good. Its natural. Don't worry about it. Its OK.