Recent reviews by Keyrala

You need 2 hands to play this game.

Started killing everything and such, the objective was to kill every npc in the game...It was fun but then there was a machine that can make ammo or something i don't know what i did but apparently i turned all my ammo into something else so my guns stopped working and then uninstalled the game.

Guts would be proud.

So anyway, i had this dream where Earl owned steam or something and we were all alien girls just following him around, we sit on a circle around him, we drooling over his fat wallet he sat on the floor and he started talking about the next steam big update, we only cared about his money. He looked cool in his expensive suit tho.

There was this other dream where we're at some park in planet earth, earl was there, the other aliens too. There was like some dance dance revolution contest right there, i did my part then toe jam did his part, except he started rapping and such, then there was some government agent in suit, he was fat AF anyway once he started to hear toe's bars he got a really hard one, the camera zoomed in his bulge. Then he and other government agents tried to kidnappe toe jam and they put him in a bag, we all jumped in with the other aliens and stopped them.

Thing is we grabbed the fat guy with the bonner and pin him on the ground the other agents ran away, then toe jam's voice changed he was really angry asking us to beat him up, then it was kinda sus we were like toe jam is not like that he would never tell us to do such a thing, then we pull toe jam's eyes and it was a mask he was a government agent, so we beat him up until he told us where they had kidnapped toe jam.

Then an alien snake girl with huge knockers drove a van next to us, it was an alien van we all jumped in with earl the other alien girls and as we keep going to the warehouse where they had toe jam i see on the street tons of aliens just walking around, we let them get into the van and tell them about our mission and they deceide to help.
Thing is the more we go the more people we shoved in, there were a lot alien grafities in the walls and such.

We finally managed to get into the warehouse but toe jam was nowhere to be found, it was an ambush. Once we were inside the place got stormed with men in black and swats, they started shooting at us but aparently i was some sort of big tiddy lewanda with telekinetic powers and i could stop all their bullets and sent them back at some of them. We all had some OP powers we started fighting off the agents and the swat i remember the snake girl with big tiddies could create a laser web to cut people in pieces.
At some point i ripped a grill from the floor and throw it at someone removing their head with my mental powers then i woke up.

This ♥♥♥♥ needs online, but apparently the dev got abducted by aliens and they didn't even got to enable achievements again.

Please stop spamming porn of this game in every discord server, i want to forget i pre purchased this garbage.

You can have the generic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pub experience witouth having to wait for people to que

Game is entertaining but it has no story no ending about 4 different enemies and sometimes the boss deceides to throw impossible to avoid team wipes. As in for example using a spell that forces everyone to spread then another spell that if you spread you die and another spell that if you get close to your teammates you die instantly all at once. So those situations makes it impossible to do anything but die and hope it doesn't happens again next time.

I recommend it because it's cheap and can kill some time, apparently you can lvl up forever as it just keeps repeating over and over, and so the enemies are stronger as well i guess it's an infinite cycle for surviving the fight, you never become stronger than the bosses in a point you can kill them in just a few seconds. More like a clicker game, the bad interface makes it a "challenge" to dodge while healing people and such.

It also has an in game chat for the bots to say things but they usually just say 2 or 3 diferent lines, i think the devs wanted to do a lot more with this game but they got bored in the way.

Can't write a proper review because talking about the main character of this game usually gets you a steam community ban ban.

So you can play the windows version that will crash inmediatelly unless you have a joystick or you can play the old MS DOS emulated version wich has 2 seconds delay on all your arrow inputs so playing with keyboard is off limits and using mouse with extremelly low sensitivity makes everything really frustrating.