Kdognva
Virginia, United States
 
 
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"You must find your way, but need not rush to the end."
"You are a blank canvas, let your life paint the picture."
"It's not the things we look forward to in life, it's the people."
"One of the greatest Joys in Life is meeting new people."
"The dirt is alive!"
"I can't hear in the dark."
"I am the Pit Master!"
"You are well equipped to gargle water."
"You'd never know until you jumped off of it."
"Wazoozels!"
"I swear I've seen your cat before."
"What do you mean is she in the room with me?"
"Why does this brown stuff taste like crap?"
"See, when two blades clash that's called a 'blade clang'"
"What do you mean the gun has no bullets!?"
"Why would there be toilet paper in the atic!?"
"I tried to eat a sandwich underwater once, let me just tell you it's a lot harder then it looks."
"I'm right behind you, and I have every oppurtunity to hit you with these balls."
"All I would like from you, is a smile."
~"I will individually spit on all of your cookies!"
~"D'aww, you do care."
"Meteors, am I right?"
~"So how's hell?"
~"Well it's definitlly nothing like the real one."
~"ಠ_ಠ"
"Too join the cool kids' club, you're gonna need rpg's, some shotguns, and a whole lot of plastic explosives."
"You know, it's not about the money, the guns, or the ruthless deaths of your enemies. Honestlly, it's all about the people you spend them with."
"You've been bruised, battered, beaten, and burdened. Now please, come here and tell me, 'where is it hurting?'"
"Ah jeeze, you woke me up before 3 again."
"Everybody get down this is not a robbery, TAKE OUR MONEY!"
~"Who do you work for anyways?"
~"My own pleasure."
"Yesterday, I dreamed of a dream. That was today."
"Who would want to be a knight in shining armor? It only means you're bound to get rusty."
"He who wants nothing, finds more then he can bargain for. He who wants everything, will not find a single drop of water in a thousand oceans."
~"That huge box looks pretty ominous."
~"Ominous...?"
~"I mean like, there could be a live disassembled Tiger in there or something."
~"Live..? Disa-?!? What!?!?"
~"Well, I know why they call Blue Cheese blue now."
~"Because it gives you the blues?"
~"No, because it f♥♥♥ing sucks."
"No matter what it is, no matter how bad people think it may be. Knowing that you had the will to make something, and the determination to see it through. That's what really matters."
"Say goodbye to the world you once held so dear. At first it had seemed so far, yet is now so clear. You never were denied all those freedoms and pleasures. You just held yourself back. Face up, this is a reality check ~"
"I'd rather die with her. Anything else would just be worste."
~"Stop acting like you have an answer for everything."
~"Everyone has an opinion, I'm simply expressing mine."
"no ya, that seems about right"
"Takes one to know one, that's why I'm still looking."
"The Health Potion Worked, Kdog was Fully Restored!"
"Y'awnestly you're just making me tired at this point."
"You think you can just come into this ice-cream parlor and order a Sunday on a monday!? Well no sir you can't, you have to wait a week like everyone else!"
Even when tranq'ed 5 times it takes a solid 30 seconds to take me down! HAH! I laugh at you mr surgeon man!
"Why hello there."
"Follow through!"
"Ayyyyy Jonny boi!"
"ooooki"
"You got games on yo' phone?"
"I mean shoooooooot..."
"You'll never learn to fly, if you don't wing it."
"Why do 'Pine'apples not come off of 'Pine'trees?"
"The hurting never stops hurting, and the healing never stops healing. But it's upto you to find the balance that lets you start feeling."


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Review
Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death is one of the few classic gems that you can still play and get a laugh out of today. You don't have to have any past experience with the Dredd universe to play this game and have a great time. You are the Law!
First Impressions
At first the game seems like any other "Run around and do this, while shooting random dude's in the process. That is, until you realise you have the power to arrest Anyone you see fit! Random dude taking a light? 5 years Iso-cubes! Random fat lady that requires a weelchair for her stomach to walk around? 10 years Iso-cubes for punlic obstruction! Needless to say you'll like the game right off the bat.
Long Term
While the hearing Dredd yell hilariouse remarks such as, "Your coming with me criminal scum!" And seeing Dredd's muppet face never really gets old. However, the game's story does get a bit dry after the first or second runthrough. Lucky for you there are a handful of survival modes for you to test your "Dredd"liness against! There is also a co-op and pvp mode for you to play with friends, although these both require portforwarding and it can be quite hard to find a server hosted by someone else.
(Spoilers Ahead)
The game starts you off with Dredd doing some basic training (since he is obviouslly new to the job). After which, you are called on missions to "Hunt down criminal scum!" During this mission, the Dark Judges escape from their storage (Why they keep these guys in storage, I have no idea). And who would have guessed that you are the only one that can stop them. So you now are traversing through metro-city trying to track down the Dark Judges, while also dealing with the chaos left in their wake. (Ps. There are there are random zombies, vampires, and cultists; don't ask) Once you have succesfully tracked down a Dark Judge, you then have to use their specific weakness to defeat them. (Sadlly bullets don't solve all the world's problems) To defeat the last ghost Judge, you have to travel to the dead-world, where he is draining the (And I'm not making this stuff up) "Psychic-energy" out of the Psy-judges. Which he then attempts to use to open a portal from the dead-world to metro-city. But of course, Dredd stops him while delivering amazing one liners like, "I'm not letting your manglly corpse into my city!" Then during the end scene, Dredd gets a lap dance from Judge Anderson. Until he gets a distress call about some crime in sector "Who frikin cares" and has to ride off on his bike into the sunset.
Optimization
The game has all the basic key bindings/game options, however the game does not normally support widescreen resolutions. There is however a mod you can download that fixes that problem, and as for running the game. You should be able to run this game, unless your computer is literally a potatoe with usb ports.
Conclusion
Considering the fact that I got this on sale for less then a dollar, I have no regrets in buying it. However, I do reccomend waiting for it to be on such a sale before buying it again. I give the game a solid 6 Criminal Scum/10.
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Bold 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm 
I have the feeling this guy likes dogs :sans:
Neko Amai 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm 
rep
uber goober
unassuming llama 6 Aug, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
cracka bones :steamfacepalm::steamsalty:
The Reverend 26 Aug, 2019 @ 4:03pm 
Look bud, first you walk into MY house?

Then you suck MY ♥♥♥♥?

And then you have the audacity to call ME gay?

Bro we bought to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem here
Tenshi 9 Apr, 2018 @ 8:09pm 
I miss you too!
AMRAAM Enjoyer 28 Nov, 2016 @ 9:41am 
This guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who would kill himself.