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You a Helldiver?
If you're deploying as a Helldiver, here's your deployment theme.

Remember, the only good bug is a dead bug, and the only good bot is a dead bot.
Say hello to DEMOCRACY.
SUPER EARTH MISSIVE: #7,482 - DEFROST AND DEPLOY, HELLDIVERS!
Salutations!
Are you coming across this Steam profile and wondering to yourself,
"What in the world is this all about? Super Earth? Helldivers? Democracy? What does all this mean, and why does it sound so liberating?"

Well, you've come to the right place.
With the approval of Super Earth's High Command, and the highest blessings from the Office of the President of Super Earth, this heavily drafted and corrected informational depot will be your saving grace!


What is a Helldiver?
Our very way of life is being threatened by extraterrestrial lifeforms, and we need YOUR help! The very question of, "What is a Helldiver?" answers itself. You are a Helldiver!*

A soldier, a hero, a legend! Our elite of the elite pilot their Super Destroyer space ships when defrosted from on-site (and off-planet!) training!
Protecting and liberating planets is your mission. Whenever a planet comes under attack from one of these many threats, you are our main line of defense. A Helldiver!

Fight. Enlist. Deploy!
Save your homeworld (and many others) from threats such as the Automaton, the Terminid, and especially the [REDACTED] !

*Unless signed, approved, and archived by the High Command of Super Earth, you are not a Helldiver.


Frequently Asked Questions!
Q1: "Where do I sign up? Put my name on that dotted line!"
While we admire your bravery and admiration, you've got to sign it yourself! Find your nearest Democratic Officer, they will have recruitment requisition slips! Make sure you get your D.O.'s name, they could possibly receive a pension bonus for your recruitment!

Q2: "How often are Helldivers deployed? How often do they fight?"
Oh, you sweet summer child. Helldivers fight ALL AROUND THE CLOCK! From dusk 'till dawn, our Hellpods constantly deploy our loyal Helldivers to distant, unliberated planets to spread massive amounts of managed Democracy!

Q3: "What happens if a Helldiver dies?"
Foolishness! Helldivers NEVER die! Our heroes are trained with such extreme, disciplined, and strict regimens that, according to our Democratic Logistics Archivists, have only a 0.00073%** chance of being wounded in the field of combat! A bullet never fired is a bullet always missed!

**These numbers have been curated and delivered by the High Command of Super Earth and distributed to the appropriate sources to improve Democratic morale.
Review Showcase
73 Hours played
Destroy All Humans!
This game is exactly what it was for me when I was a kid.

When I played this game for the first time circa 2006-2008, I had an absolute blast. Did I understand any of the jokes? Absolutely not, all I knew was that I was an alien with a saucer blowing stuff up, and man, was that enough for me.

This remake has achieved exactly what I believe they've gone for. They've remade the game in the hopes of making it what it was for us back in the day, and they've done a damn good job.
The bountiful memories I have of playing this game as a child were only reinvigorated when I started up the game, and I was able to perfectly recite the entirety of the opening cut-scene. It was everything that I had ever hoped.

However, the few creative liberties they've taken with the game, I can't be upset with. Bugs exist, but they were few and far in between for my play through, and the only thing I had to truly work to learn was the reworked systems. (Holobobbing, the new distract/forget/follow system, restricted areas, etc.)
The only thing I can say that genuinely upset me was that there was a lack of cheat codes. Simply put, this is an absolutely marvelous remake, and I'd give it a 9 out of 10 on any day.

Thank you BFG, for taking on the immense task of revitalizing this archived memory for thousands of people, and thanks to THQ for providing BFG the opportunity to take on this task.
I'll be awaiting you guys in 1969. Let's get groovy.
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