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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
35.2 hrs on record
Minecraft if its target audience was Mexico.
You basically follow quests, building blueprints, until you fight the big bad of the chapters in which there are 4.
Then you can complete a few optional building/quest challenges after completing each chapter.
And then finally there's a creative island that you unlock building parts for as you complete all the challenges in the game's chapters, so your mileage may vary depending on how much screwing around you do.
No missables unless you go out of your way to discard important items. Just keep everything in your colossal coffer.
Posted 2 October.
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11 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
This is just...bad.
Like the character creation was lacking in some features but I shrugged it off. But then the pointless auto-fighting gameplay, the constant UI spam and popups, janky psuedo-movement exploration, copy paste characters running around all with their own sound effect spam. It's clearly another Amazon cashgrab with some immoral korean scammers at the wheel. Get it out my storage space.
Posted 1 October. Last edited 1 October.
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35 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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31.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Thought this game was complete BS because we were getting our salads tossed in co-op but tried some runs on solo and found out it's just the co-op balancing that's awful, solo is much more possible. Hopefully they fix it up later down the road.
Posted 28 September.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
If I boot up ONE MORE multiple-ending "cutesy" furry game with horror undertones I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MARBLES
Posted 11 September.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
91.9 hrs on record
A true completionist's trial.
Casual players will be fine running through the story and a good chunk of content but people who 100% will have their mental fortitude greatly tested.
All 777 treasures are RNG, finding each one does not remove them from the loot pool because you can find duplicates. Every time you pick up a treasure you can only see it's silhouette and type so you have to keep a spreadsheet on hand of every treasure you are still missing. You can only carry up to about 10 treasures per outing before returning to base. Your monsters can potentially drop their treasure every tick of damage requiring it to be picked back up. The worst RNG I have ever seen with even more handicaps to make it worse.
Furthermore there's plenty of annoying sidequests that are ALSO RNG reliant.
THEN even after you manage to do everything you still have to hit gold cap which is one of the most tedious mundane grinds I have ever endured. Gold Golems, a lot of them, and a lot of save & loading.
I'd rather 100% a 200 hour long JRPG WITH MISSABLES than the 90 something hours I spent to 100% this collectathon.
Good game.
Posted 3 September.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It was somewhat interesting until about my 3rd match when a dude in full pre-made gear ran at me sonic speed through a room full of enemies unscathed and instakilled me in less than a second.
Posted 26 August.
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28 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.9 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
If you don't like Warframe, you won't like this.
If you DO like Warframe, give it at least a week to fix issues.
The premium currency is x0.5 of what you spend (i.e $5 gets you 250 caliber, $10 is 500)
In Warframe $100 would get you quite a bit, In TFD it gets you exactly ONE Ultimate descendant, equivalent of a prime warframe. Furthermore, a lot of people aren't even receiving their currency after paying.
The cherry on top? This is a Nexon game, notoriously known for butchering their games to death.
Once you do the first few hours of missions and see that 4 hour timer on the side-quest gun still ticking, that will be when you decide if you want to continue grinding knowing it will get much worse.
I can't recommend this for the sole reason that I don't want to be responsible for someone's costly addiction.
Posted 2 July.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
204.1 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Angrily eating a burrito after Clayton from Tarzan shotgun blasts my head off for the 20th time while riding his giant invisible gecko monster while I'm still recovering from an asswhooping by Squall from FF8.
It's okay though, Kairi's inside me.
Posted 13 June.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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28.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This ""game"" makes League of Legends seem fun, which is mindblowing.
I thought my Apex Legends randoms were bad but these randoms here actually lick sand.
I guess there's a reason it's died so many times.
I'm sure after this one is closed they will reboot it once again with more $80 DLC
Posted 19 May.
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19 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
I love 3D Platformer Collect-a-thons. They are my jam.
This one is pretty good. About 5 hours, short enough to marathon in a day. There's a few parts that could be peak nightmare fuel if you trick your child into playing it.
You can probably solve everything naturally except for one well hidden collectible but there's an easy timestamped video in the guides section for it.

I can recommend this for $10 sure.
Posted 8 February.
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