Júuppie ❤
ALICE IN FUCKING WONDERLAND
 
 
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Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

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Drink more, feel less. Yes, please.
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Loser - Beck

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
That's choking on the splinters
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)
Yo, bring it on down
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
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lucaSWAT5 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
e o de cima é corno
lucaSWAT5 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
o de baixo é viado
Bisteka do final de ano 22 Jul, 2021 @ 7:55pm 
água com gás :praisesun:
krist 10 Jul, 2021 @ 2:21pm 
Quando eu tinha 8 anos eu costumavam escalar as paredes e entrar nos lotes que ficavam em volta da minha casa.
Um certo dia descobri uma janela que ficava acima do muro da minha casa e por curiosidade resolvi espiar, quando coloquei meus olhos vi minha vizinha dormindo pelada na cama, neste momento meu pau estourou. Mesmo nunca tendo me masturbado e muito menos ter noção do que estava acontecendo eu resolvia ir lá todo dia, geralmente dava feijoada.
Uma tarde já anoitecendo, voltei lá pra espiar, até que me deparei com duas mulheres fazendo uma espécie de tesoura, meu cérebro travou, meu pau estorou, mesmo eu não sabendo o que tava acontecendo. Depois disso elas fizeram oral uma na outra e dormiram juntas.
Desde desse acontecimento só consigo ficar duro pra lésbicas e não regreto nada.
S. 27 Jun, 2021 @ 11:44am 
jogaram meu cão no caminhão de lixo e ligaram o amassador processador :/
Júuppie ❤ 25 Jun, 2021 @ 11:57am 
pse man