Your SSD is so hung right now…?

letting my SSD hang out my computer like an uncut umbilical cord

What if instead of making New Year’s resolutions that we’ll ditch in a month, we just commit ourselves to each other? Haha jk… unless 👉👈

It's almost Christmas👅.🎅🏾 is gonna eat some fat 🌽🌽and candy 🍭 canes Whoa a chicken 🐓 laid an 🥚 in your stocking 🧦! Santa drink drink drinks 🍺 your eggnog 🥚with his respectable job choice elf friend🧝‍♂🧝‍♂. Santa’s snacking on some vegetables 🍆 and wants you 😘 to sit on his fat lap and have some fruit 🍑 as You 😭 tell Santa you want chestnuts 🌰🌰 for Christmas but daddy is allergic and his face would swell? Ho no no 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈 Santa will give you coal instead

It's almost Christmas👅.🎅🏾 is gonna eat some fat 🌽🌽and candy 🍭 canes Whoa a chicken 🐓 laid an 🥚 in your stocking 🧦! Santa drink drink drinks 🍺 your eggnog 🥚with his respectable job choice elf friend🧝‍♂🧝‍♂. Santa’s snacking on some vegetables 🍆 and wants you 😘 to sit on his fat lap and have some fruit 🍑 as You 😭 tell Santa you want chestnuts 🌰🌰 for Christmas but daddy is allergic and his face would swell? Ho no no 🎅🏾🎅🏼🎅🏾 if you’re extra ❌❌❌ naughty 😈 Santa will give you coal instead

Monster Cad Energy drink, now made from at least 2% Gamer Them Bathwater!

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