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324.3 hrs on record (44.8 hrs at review time)
I really, really, really wanted to love this game. I know my aim is bad sometimes, but this makes me feel like I'm shooting marshmallows. Even attachments do not seem to make that big of a difference.
The bugs are frustrating: being down and not able to get rezzed (have to leave the game), falling through the bottom of the map, not able to switch weapons occasionally, server issues (can't connect), rubber-banding, etc. The list goes on.
The guns are frustrating: It appears your hit box makes contact, yet no one dies. Are they even doing damage? There are limited weapons, and even those are relegated to about 3 that are even worth using.
The gameplay is not BF: no more points for completing squad goals, no leader/commander perks/bonus, no emplaced weapons, no dog tags. It feels like you are choosing an Apex hero and playing a bad CoD rendition. And why the hell is there a ship on the main page when there isn't even a water map or a ship anywhere else in the game??

The best thing about this game is the random tornado. And even that can't destroy this mess of a game.
Posted 21 November, 2021. Last edited 21 November, 2021.
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1.3 hrs on record
Pretty amazing game with a great story.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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0.5 hrs on record
This game is really cute.
Side scroller reminds me of Pitfall LOL - jumping on vines, water, avoiding rocks, etc.

It looks awesome! Almost like playing a Pixar game. I thought the story is cute and the puzzles are fun.
I picked it up on sale and glad I did.
Posted 12 September, 2014.
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1.2 hrs on record
I wish I could give it a "meh". It's the parkour of zombies/apocalypse.

Side-scrolling was a little weird getting used to because I found myself constantly wanting to touch something in the background. The "shiny object syndrom" I normally have in games wasn't satisfied since I couldn't inspect everyting I saw.
The controls overall are a bit awkward and definitely need to be remapped - especially crouching to try to "roll" when sprinting.
The clumsiness of the controls left my dying quite a bit because it seemed like it jumped when I didn't want it to or didn't when I did.
It looks cool so it is visually appealing but I just wish the movement was slightly better.

It's ok for the couple of bucks I spent but I wouldn't have invested a lot of money.
Posted 6 September, 2014. Last edited 6 September, 2014.
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1.1 hrs on record
This game is cute.
It's a puzzle game with very bright and pleasing graphics. Nothing too intense, but colorful and vibrant.

Basically during each level, you find things to feed Maw. Different creatures provide different effects and you need to find your way out of the level.

The controls were a little quirky when trying to jump, but all in a all a fun game worth the dollar or so I paid.
Posted 30 August, 2014.
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0.1 hrs on record
This game frustrates me.

Basically you are a mute roach and have to fend off various bugs while moving forward through obstacles. It's a classic side scroll shoot 'em.

It looks cool, but the sound is very loud and some of the background graphics intertwine with the main playing area. I got a little confused with the flashes/bombs in the background and kept trying to avoid them even though they weren't part of the hitbox.

I didn't realize that there is only Hard mode which is not normally an issue, but with no way to change any controls or sound it got frustrating very fast.
You die way too easily and the have to start the level all the way back at the beginning.

If you are looking for a true challenge then maybe give it a try.
I lost patience very quickly and will probably never finish it.
Posted 4 August, 2014.
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2.1 hrs on record
I liked this game - another Steam Sale gem.
It is reminiscent of the old Zelda and early adventure based 2D games.
The dialogue is funny - you are Cthulu, who is trying to become a hero so he can regain his dark powers back from a wizard. You start out on your quest and pick up random party members along the way. (Umi even has a crush on you)
Each area has a specific amount of "fights" that you must win to clear and continue. (Lobsterats!)
As you level up you are provided with two choices on stats upgrades so you have a very basic way to guide how you want your character to progress.
Overall, it was fun and witty without a lot of stress.
Posted 22 June, 2014.
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26.0 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
I love this game.
Bought it during the Steam Sale and now I'm addicted.
It's a city-building strategy game, which I normally get bored with, however I find myself continuing to play it.
I killed off my first town (died of cold/starvation) but after lessons learned I built a thriving community.
The UI is easy to navigate which makes it easy for me to stay interested.
Posted 22 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
If you are looking for a puzzle game, this one can be good.
The illustrations are nice and visually it is a great game. Some of the interactions with objects are a little harder to find,some of the puzzles are a little confusing and the storyline is a little basic but overall it is an appealing game.
Posted 8 April, 2014.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This game rocks.
Nothing like just running around and head butting/licking every item you can. The game is a little buggy but that actually lends itself to the cheeziness and humor of the game. Like climbing ladders and having your goat's head elongate or getting stuck in something and just wracking up points.
For some simple fun it is worth the few bucks.
Posted 8 April, 2014.
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