Jayswaz
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Me? Gongaga.

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"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions." "My potions are too strong for you, traveler." "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions." "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you." "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions." "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions." "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest pot
Volume 1
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Volume 2
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail

My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto

This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail

If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto

Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail

You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto

Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail

But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto

Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail

Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Blackworm 21 Nov @ 6:37am 
rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories
Spike 24 Sep @ 2:35am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
bassblitzed 17 Sep @ 12:18am 
Hear me out, what if we had claws? Like imagine the Karens at Walmart staring in shock as we casually slash open a family size bag of doritos with our razor sharp claws. Then the kids would be like "ooo cool claws mister" and the Karen's would be like "Oh no! He's using his claws to open bags of chips!" Then we'd just smirk and do a cool catwalk away. The Karens would be speechless and the kids would be cheering us on.
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antlered one 22 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm 
rodents my belovd
Firesword_654 29 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23am 
I agree Coffee, Very nice