Recent reviews by The Piss Man

I loved vigorously shaking and sqeezing my rat. And by rat, lets's just say, my peanits.

As a crazy cat person. This makes me want another cat. 5 just isnt enough.

We added alcohol into the mix. Drunkest I've ever gotten.

This is the only game to ever make me almost cry... TWICE!! R.I.P. Scooter and Jack. :[

This game will make you want to kill yourself over and over again, but you just can't stop playing it. 10/10

I only sacrifice the elderly and if they die of natural causes, i revive them to sacrifice them myself. The only people dying are those who die by my hands.

Me watching my friends get brutally murdered for the sake of being remotely popular.

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I've suffocated, fallen into pits, been mauled by miscellaneous creatures, murdered by my own team, gunned down hundreds of times, almost pissed myself facing them damn mannequins, bombed by my friend in a jetpack, and I've murdered my friends hundreds of times. This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules. Though it could use a Jar of Piss.

Edit: I've now alos shaken and/or kidnapped a baby. OH and i deepthroated a shotgun. KURT KOBAIN POV

Chicken Butt

Great game if you hate your kid.