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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 1:12pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:17pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 6:07pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2019 @ 3:13pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:12pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:04pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 5:53pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:08pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 7:30pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 10:24pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 7:25pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:23pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:13pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 1:59pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 3:36pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:28pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 2:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 5:29pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 3:27pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 2:53pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:20am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 8:27pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 5:23pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:03am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:19pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:44pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:39pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:25pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 7:19pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 7:03pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 7:07pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:13am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 5:30pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 1:43pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 7:45pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 8:48pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:51pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 9:10pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:59pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:37pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 4:38pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 9:13pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:31pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 9:08pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 4:56pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:16pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 9:15pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 1:38pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2016 @ 10:27pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 4:43pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 8:15pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 8:20pm

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 1:10am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 1:19am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 5:27pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 12:19pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2016 @ 12:31pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:57am

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 1:24pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:25pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 2:52pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 7:21pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 11:22pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2016 @ 3:11pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 11:54pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:28pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 7:59pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2016 @ 6:16pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.