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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 9:06pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 9:45pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 1:46pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 11:51am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 7:15pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2020 @ 7:01pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 10:45am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 4:14pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 3:20pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 6:09pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 2:14pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 11:34am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 11:42am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 6:30pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 10:08am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 11:29am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 1:50pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 10:29am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 7:24pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 8:52pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 11:55am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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