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I've been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, eaten with pigs, seen whales ♥♥♥♥ and even know a man in Thailand who has a wooden dyck. I've shot more holes than the biggest zhits because I'm a true heartthrob, a true adventurer. I am a diver and a shooter. I am a soldier, sailor and paratrooper. Melee and detonators have no secrets for me. Nothing is impossible for me, no sky is too high, no sea is too strong, no kitty is too narrow. Life has taught me many things, like never shoot a big-bore man with a small-bore gun. I've driven a lot of vehicles: two-wheel drive, four-wheel drive, six-wheel drive, and even those huge banging rally ones that go "pshhh pshhh" when you hit the brakes. All that is good in life deserves to be abused, moderation is for cowards! I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a NAVY SEAL! I drink, eat, ♥♥♥♥! And I quietly leave as soon as the fuel is full. And if anyone doesn't like it, come and tell me to my face: when it comes to breaking bread, I'm also an ace! Cheers comrades!