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ㅤ* Bumper Sticker: Older, Wiser and Just Generally More Annoying.
ㅤ* I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
ㅤ* A man goes into a fish shop and says, "I'd like a piece of cod, please." Fishmonger says, "It won't be long sir." "Well, it had better be fat then", replies the man.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!