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I do drink off of either smirnoff bottles or bowls... Depends on the day.
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1. Fat Albert
2. Stanley from The Office (he wasn’t black, though)
3. Karen
4. Jack Black’s slightly more obese twin brother
5. Fat ♥♥♥♥ I ended up yelling “HEY FAT ♥♥♥♥ TRIN’ TO LIFT, YOU’LL NEVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET THIN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥!” It turned out he was severely autistic, and ran out of the gym crying like a man child, juggling his man boobs while doing so.
I don’t regret anything.
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! :triumph::triumph::joy:
My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment :smirk:. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" :grimacing::astonished:. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. :face_palm:♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.:smirk::joy:
Love is not enough, but it sure helps.
♥ 🐠 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
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Puts one foot backwards
Lower my head, and my fedora by extension
Whispers
Oh, saint Elliot, forgive me for I must unleash my power just this once.
Say a prayer to the holy incel spirits
You see, my dear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when you play games with a gamer...
Sighs and lets out a laugh
You're going to get played.
megalovania begins to play as I dash forward at supersonic light, landing behind my enemy
SASUGA, NORMIE-CHAN. THIS IS WHERE YOU DIE.
Slices into the normie
Dices him into a million pieces
Before his body can hit the ground, I sheathe my katana
Nothing...
Turns away and lets the body hit the ground
Personell.
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🌕🌕🌖🌑👁️🌑👁️🌓
🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔
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