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I will try to keep it short and to the point. This game is great but some people have trouble getting it to run
-EA is dumb and the are jealous of Steam
-EA made Origin a client like Steam
-EA wants you to download Origin
http://answers.ea.com/t5/Origin/The-product-key-is-used/td-p/2284245
How to fix problem:

1). Download the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Origin Client here: https://www.origin.com/en-us/download (No this is not a virus), bruh what do you take me for?

2). Log into the EA/Origin account you may or may not have, (if you don't try registering and proceed as you would normally).

3). Get the CD-Key Steam gives you from your Library on the right hand side of the panel.

4). Slap that bad boy in the "Activate game" section of ORIGIN client.

5). ???

6). Profit
What should happen: Origin will have validated the CD-Key that you got from Steam and should now only ask you to log into your EA/Origin account and will recognize that you have a valid copy of the game.

I beat this game without dying

Fastest speed run first try 14 minutes!

Tired of all these so called "games" where they hold you hand through the game, leading you straight to the OP-as-♥♥♥♥ beast weapon in the game, just to find a So-EZ-It's-PZ boss? Tired of a "game" where your friend is stuck on a level and you offer to help beat it but they just look up a walthrough on YouTube? If this is you then combined with teeth-clenching, rage-inducing, mind boggling disgruntlement Starseed Pilgrim is by far the Indie Game for you....

BURS*` SAID IT WAS A MAGIC STREET FIGHTER!

♥♥♥♥ the steam workshop the only good thing about this game would be you can be invisibessed...

Its a buggy version of a buggy game made by a videogame company who designs buggy videogames.

Another day another experience, keep in mind this is not a game but a story. A story of a man who's lost in this world, a loss of a loved one causes him to investigate the tragic happening that is her death.

Get this game. Wheres my steam badge?