I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the building to collapse, and every female in the area became pregnant with my children.

Just seeing your username go online and play stuff brightens my mood. Caring Funky Kong is special, remember that people.

rep Wow. I thought I'd seen red before, turns out I had been merely seeing the pastel shades that, when contrasted with the great accomplishments of color palette design to date, such as Blue, make a clear path for what one should aspire to with their choice of Red. I hope this proves to be as inspirational, provocative, and mind-alteringly colorful a revelation for you as it has been for me. With this, I leave you with a quote from Neil Ronson, possibly the third most famous color palette provocateur of the mid-century Color Revolution: "May your colors shine forth like the palette from whence they derived their greatness."

Obama is gone

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Hey what's up scarce it's its guys here and we have a single upload for today because we have some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TINY stories to talk about. Now our first topic comes from Faze Pain where he tweets: "Just found out a deep dark secret from my boyfriend" and everyone gets worried and then he tweets: "She puts water before she puts in cereal." like this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy i did not expect his dog to do this ♥♥♥♥ but imma try to stay biased although im more neutral towards raisin in this situation. Next topic we have for today is from beefyisthere now apparently one of his haters made a video accusing leafyishere of sexually harassing him, like if this is fake this is gonna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOW. But later leafy tweeted out saying: "i did do that" so he didnt do it. and that's it for the video today i hope you enjoyed and if you did please smack that like button and i'll see you soon heil.