IT'S TIME 🎉 FOR ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 DECEMBER 🌟, Y'ALL! 😏💦 Get ready 🔥 to SPREAD those LEGS 🍑 like 🎄 holiday cheer 🍬! Who needs SANTA 🎅 when we got DADDY’s 🎁 thick, GIFT-WRAPPED ♥♥♥♥? 🎁🍌💦 On the first day 🎵 of DIKSMAS 🎄 my true love 🥵 gave to me 🍆 a HUGE THROBBING 🍆 JINGLE BALLS 🎶! Time to GET NAUGHTY 😈 with some CANDY CANE 🍃 LICKING and FESTIVE FINGERS 🍭🎉! Send this to 5️⃣ HOES 💋👄 to keep that SLUTTY 🎉 SPIRITS HIGH, or you might end up with a lump of COAL 🌋 in your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😻! C’MON & FROST MY ♥♥♥♥ 🎂 like it’s a holiday cake 🍰🎈 with all the fixin's 🎀! RIDE into the NEW YEAR 🌟 feeling like a TRUE SLUTTY MISTLETOE 💋💦 ♥♥♥♥♥! LET’S GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWN this DECEMBER! 🎉🎊🍆💦

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 friday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

!!ATTENTION‼️ IT’S OCTOBER 💀👻 ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET 💀SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀 SKELETON 💀 SHOVE✊️🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽 CORN🍬 UP YOUR👉 ♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅 DONT 🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏 DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪 DOOR TO DOOR 🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

(Pt. 3) This years been rough 🤕 🤕 because your man/woman hasn’t been 😢🥺🥺🥺So do a reversal 😉 on some oral rehearsal😏🖖🏻🦵🏼🍑🦵🏼 get beneath that man sheath 🌂💦💦👁️👅👁️and use the force 💨 to savor 😋that labor lightsaber👷🏽‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️= 🚧 🦺🔞. Send this to ten polyamorous proletariats🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏽🤰🏽🤱🏽to take your 10 min break in heaven 😇 ⛅️ 😈 Or else, the only oral benefits ✋🏻👁️👄👁️🤚🏻🌾💦💦🌝you’ll be receiving, will be for your dental plan 🪥 💦 🦷👉🏻👌🏻🚫🙅🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

(Pt. 2) Due to Covids restrictions 😷 👉🏻👌🏻🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ workplace has been all about loneliness 😢 ✊🏼 🌶️ 💦 and less about boneliness 🍒🦴 💦 🥜 🥛 😏 this year. So make it up by exiting zoom 👨🏻 👩🏽 =🏎️ 🦵🏼💎🦵🏼👶🏼 and sweeping her off her feet 😳 with your man broom 🧹💦💦🤤 before you give that clunge 👅💎a plunge 👨🏻 👩🏽 🛁🔞Be sure to clock out ⏰ with ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 🍌 🐒 so that you can take your freakin 🛌 🛌👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻during the long weekend 😎 and bleach that peach ⛽️ 💦 💦 🍑 before some sex on the beach 🖖🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻🦵🏼🐠🦵🏼🏝️

Hey there you hardworking ♥♥♥♥♥-mongers, 👨🏻‍🌾👷🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏽‍⚕️🥖💦🤤 you analytical anal-beaders 🌂🍆🍑✋🏻🥵🤚🏻you tenacious ♥♥♥♥ ticklers😏👉🏻👌🏻♾️😜 it’s time to work hard 🥴 👋🏼 🍑😓 🥵 and foreplay harder 😉 ✊🏼 🍆💦 💦👁️👄👁️ because it’s Labor Day 📅 🏖️ 😎🥴✊🏼🥖💦🤪 So if you’re down to go from arduous👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 😩😩😩 to harduous 🤥🤥🥖💦💦😝and then wanna get some overtime 💰 💰 💯 with your partner 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️in crime👮🏻‍♂️ 👮🏻 = 🛌🔞🌚 🤫then explore her rift 🏔️💦🏔️ 👩🏼‍🦰🥵🥵in the graveyard 👨🏻 💀 = 🪦 🐕 💦 🐕 shift so she can do you a favor 💁🏻‍♂️&💆🏻‍♀️ 🛌 your labor 😪 by sucking 👅 🤤🤤 that lifesaver 🍭 🎉😩