Processor:
Intel® Pentium D 820

OS:
Microsoft BOB

Graphics:
Intel® Integrated Graphics

Memory:
3 GB DDR

Storage:
26 Stone Tablets

Power Supply:
https://www.amazon.com/BUCATSTATE-Hamster-Exercise-Spinner-Running/dp/B09V16MMMC

Screen:
cave paintings from the neolithic era

Mouse:
Taxidermied mouse on a string

Keyboard:
My Soft Office Keyboard Plate

Microphone:
Can on a string

Chair:
1993 Chevy Blazer captains chair