Skeleton

The most obnoxious mother f ucking creature on the face of the earth. Usually surfacing around Halloween these horrible things will cause mischief and annoy you whilst dancing to the music of a xylophone.

As an army, skeletons are initially threatening, but can easily be defeated by way of removing their heads, causing them to humorously stumble about in an futile effort to locate it.

At times, however, skeletons can actually be rather charming. Telling jokes, tap dancing, and frightening the elderly for laughs, these creatures will cheer you up when you're feeling down and help you through difficult times.

When wrapped in skin and stuffed with organs, they will simply become humans thus taking away their ability to remove their body parts for comedic affect.

Max: "Man, I sure do hate my neighbor"
Joe: "Why?"
Max: "He a g o d damn skeleton, all he does is dance around with a top hat and cane while his friends use their rib cadges as musical instruments"
Joe: "Aw yeah that sucks"

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Skeletophila

Obsessive fascination or attraction to skeletons.

"Erin, what are you doing with that skel-- Whoa! I'll . . . um . . . leave you two alone."

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Skeleton Kissing

When two people make-out by rubbing each other’s teeth together instead of using the lips and tongue. The resulting contact makes a disturbing gritty tapping sound.

Person 1: "I was at a party and two people started skeleton kissing. It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen."

Person 2: "Dude, that's f u c k i n g hot"

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Butt Pepsi

Extreme liquid diarrhea. Sometimes carbonated.

Bro, I just had an entire case of butt pepsi.

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D i c k Butt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass.

D i c k Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area.

D i c k Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.

Dude, WTF is that?

Man, I don't know, but it looks like a d i c k with a butt with a d i c k in it's butt.
So, would that be a D i c k Butt?

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Honk Honk.

The sound a bicycle horn makes when squeezed by a small magical cat girl named Chen.

Here's comes Chen on her bike! *HONK HONK!*

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